Top 224 Puppy Quotes & Sayings

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Biden's about as disciplined as a puppy, OK?

A young wolfhound must meet his first wolf someday, but if the wolf sees him as a puppy, if he acts the puppy, the wolf will surely kill him. The wolfhound must be a wolfhound in the wolf's eyes even more than in his own, if he is to survive.

You can't pee like a puppy if you wanna run with the big dogs.

Conceited little mega-puppy.

I want to be a dad. That's floating to the top of my list. I think it's such an important thing. I'm at the age where everyone has kids, and I ask them, 'Is it like a puppy?' And they go, 'It's 10 times a puppy.'

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.

I am fine with 'Puppy Love.' I hated it for a while. But I still sing it. I have a country version, a sexy version and a cheesy nightclub version. I am trying to infuse it with maturity. I will never escape that song. I will always be Mr. 'Puppy Love.'

I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog.

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

A wonder lasts but nine days, and then the puppy's eyes are open.

Disaster, to me, means in some big or small way, things going wrong. And that's obviously a matter of perception, right? Let's say your puppy chewed up all the shoes in your house. She probably had a fine time doing that. In her mind, a red letter day, the highlight of her puppy life.

It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone.

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.

If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy.

When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.

If I had Sirius FM and fire-breathing in a giant puppy dragon, I'd be golden.

Put a puppy in your picture, and it will make it 20 times better.

Thanks Darling for the beautiful flowers and all the prayers. Now can you just get my puppy past security?

Ugh, puppy mills. These commercial breeding facilities are horrendous. The animals are kept in tiny wire cages, with little to no human interaction throughout their lives. They are rarely, if ever, seen medically and are forced to breed over and over again and watch as their babies are taken away from them and sold to pet stores. It is a supply-and-demand business, so the more people stop going to pet stores and choose to adopt instead, the quicker we can put an end to these puppy mills.

I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed monster!

Yeah, at home it's all moonbeams and puppy-dog tails, so I guess I do have a darker side - and I like writing about it.

As a young kid I assumed that everybody was sort of on the same wavelength as I was and then I found out in a lot of small ways that that wasn't the case. It's sort of a mixed blessing. My mind is like a puppy. It goes all over. I guess writing fiction was a way of harnessing that. I could hook a puppy up to a treadmill and get something out of it.

Nationalism of the Irish type is often regarded as reactionary. With the World Revolution and the Classless Society waiting for the midwife, why take a torch to the stable to assist at the birth of a puppy? Even if the puppy is pedigree. On this question I am unable to make up my mind.

Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.

What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining.

For exercise, I now run with my chocolate Lab puppy, Oscar.

Puppy presents on the rug. This sucked.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

You'll reach into your wallet to brandish a photograph of a new puppy, and a friend will say, 'Oh, no - not pictures.'

Every puppy should have a boy.

Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer.

Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face.

If a picture wasn't going very well, I'd put a puppy in it.

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

It's always been tough to imagine the T.U.F.F. Puppy animal gang living next to Danny Phantom.

These puppy mills are horrific. It's totally for-profit breeding. It's despicable.

Just as a puppy can be more of a challenge than a gift, so too can the holidays.

I was so pleased and excited by your letter that I trotted about all day like a puppy with a bone.

I take acting lessons with my coach, and what do I get famous for? Holding a puppy!

We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit.

Sometimes you’re just the sweetest thing. Like Christmas, summer vacation, and a brand-new puppy rolled into one.

I'm just a natural flirt, but I don't see it in a sexual way. A lot of the time I'm like an overexcited puppy.

Try looking at your mind as a wayward puppy that you are trying to paper train. You don't drop-kick a puppy into the neighbor's yard every time it piddles on the floor. You just keep bringing it back to the newspaper.

Happiness is warm puppy. In other words, happiness is the things around you. Just to see that puppy is to be happy. You don't have to do anything; you don't have to add anything.

As to which is cuter, a puppy or a baby, I'm going to say that probably depends less on the particular puppy and more on the baby. I've seen pictures of me as an infant and consider myself lucky that nobody ever offered my parents the opportunity to trade me for a beagle.

I always was concerned about puppy dogs and pussycats.

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.

A puppy is the ultimate distraction.

Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.

A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.

Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.

Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer

That's what love is made of, snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails, sugar, spice, and everything nice.

hi, puppy." she's not a puppy. She's a girl," Nancy's mother says. Nancy pats me and says, "Good puppy. Nice puppy." When he mother bends down to pull her away, she wraps both arms around my legs and wails. "No! My puppy!

It may take practice to think more positively and more compassionately, but just as you must train a puppy to behave the way you want it to, you must train your mind to behave itself. Otherwise, like the puppy, your mind will just make a lot of messes.

Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy

I used to work at a puppy nursery.

Motherhood is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy.