Top 1200 Puppy Dog Quotes & Sayings - Page 18

No means everything to a dog, nothing to a cat.

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.

That has less significance than a dog's fart.

I'm a dog person; I've had dogs all my life.

The worst dog gets the best bone.

My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!

I'm no one's lap dog, you can't put me on a leash.

When a dog is chasing after you, whistle for him.

You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.

One of the best decisions I ever made was getting a dog.

I like to visit my horse, have a walk with my dog.

I don't have any conversations where I'm not talking about my dog.

I actually haven't had a Chicago-style hot dog.

There is no such thing as a difficult dog, only an inexperienced owner.

I'm a dog lover - I've had them since I was younger.

Every dog must have his day.

There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it.

When you are talking to a dog about cancer, there are no judgments or taboos.

Sometimes, when a man is alone, that's all you got is your dog.

A bad dog never sees the Wolfe.

Clearly, a dog is not a child and can never be mistaken as one.

No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.

It seems to be my mission in life to wait on a dog.

Never knew a man not to be improved by a dog.

Zach had brought her a dog.

Hell, the truth is that I was named after a dog!

But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?

I'd rather have a hot dog than caviar.

A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. They're all animals.

You cannot teach an old dog new tricks

My harmonies on 'Me & My Dog' are a little extra.

A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

No use in taking a cat's opinion of a dog.

Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.

Unless you're lead dog, the scenery never changes.

It is hard to teach an old dog tricks.

Lower your gaze because you become less of a human every time you stare at a woman and you stare at her like she's a piece of meat, like she's an animal. That just means you've lost respect for a fellow human being. You're looking at her like an ape looks at a female ape, like a dog looks at a female dog.That's all, you've turned into an animal. Regain your humanity. Lower your gaze.

I couldn't live without my faithful companion, Megs the dog.

She liked anything orange: leaves; some moons; marigolds; chrysanthemums; cheese; pumpkin, both in pie and out; orange juice; marmalade. Orange is bright and demanding. You can't ignore orange things. She once saw an orange parrot in the pet store and had never wanted anything so much in her life. She would have named it Halloween and fed it butterscotch. Her mother said butterscotch would make a bird sick and, besides, the dog would certainly eat it up. September never spoke to the dog again — on principle.

Love is what you feel for a dog or a pussycat. It doesn't apply to humans.

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

A dog is a liberal... He wants to please everybody.

I'm sexing raw dog without protection.

We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat.

If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

Who loves me will love my dog also.

The average dog has one request to all humankind. Love me.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.

I sometimes think, Mary, that it is a mistake to have a dog for a nurse.

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

I really love the sound of my dog snoring.

The dog that will follow everbody ain't worth a curse.

The man recovered of the bite, The dog it was that died.

Tasmania needs a watchdog, not a lap dog.

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.

Killing the dog does not cure the bite.

I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.