Top 1200 Puppy Dog Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me!

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem.

Each dog barks in his own yard!

I was green. All I knew was to walk my dog and go to church.

I do feel a lot more comfortable when my dog is with me.

No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.

There are many families where the whole interest of life is centered upon the dog.

PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.

So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG

Ketchup I'm hot, dog Frankfurters, you're Nathan But relish hatin'

It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.

If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live.

I've been working like a dog as a United States senator.

Living with a dog is one way to retain something of a child's spirit.

If there are junk yards in hell, love is the dog that guards the gates.

All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers, is contained in the dog.

I was Chairman Maos dog. What he said to bite, I bit.

If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn’t you help him?

I have an incredible relationship with dogs. I'm kind of a dog-whisperer.

I am I because my little dog knows me.

You learn in this business.. If you want a friend, get a dog.

I did not have a dog with a diamond collar. I was never flashy.

Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases.

The more I see of men, the better I like my dog.

His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest.

What kind of a world do we live in that has room for dog yoga but not for Esperanto?

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two.

Give a boy a dog and you've furnished him a playmate.

Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it

You learn in this business: It you want a friend, get a dog.

The dog gnawes the bone because he cannot swallow it.

Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.

And then there were cats, thought Dog. He'd surprised the huge ginger cat from next door and had attempted to reduce it to cowering jelly by means of the usual glowing stare and deep-throated growl, which had always worked on the damned in the past. This time they had earned him a whack on the nose that had made his eyes water. Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls. He was looking forward to a further cat experiment, which he planned would consist of jumping around and yapping excitedly at it. It was a long shot, but it just might work.

When I'm home I love to get the wellies on and take the dog for a walk.

My idea of good poetry is any dog doing anything.

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.

Dad could charm a dog off a meat wagon.

There is no greater pleasure than having a dog. And that's a scientific fact!

I was Chairman Mao's dog. What he said to bite, I bit.

I have days when I just feel I look like a dog.

You killed my dog! Get your affairs in order.

When a dog is balanced, you are going to enjoy a true friend.

Patience is sottish, and impatience does become a dog that's mad.

I had rather be a dog, and bay the moon, Than such a Roman.

I don't have a family. I'm not planning one. I don't have to support anyone but me and my dog.

No matter how you're feeling, a little dog gunna love you.

Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel.

I love being the underdog. I'm cool in my dog house.

Even a little dog can piss on a big building.

A pox o’ your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!

The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.

There are more dog owners in America than there are conservatives.

If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you.

Next to the dog, the wastebasket is your best friend.

And gold has no name, it licks the hand of anyone who has it: good dog!