Top 1200 Puppy Dog Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

To a dog, motoring isn't just a way of getting from here to there, it's also a thrill and an adventure. The mere jingle of car keys is enough to send most any dog into a whimpering, tail-wagging frenzy.

You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you take a gun and shoot him.

You have to have a lot of respect for hot dogs. It's completely different from sandwich. First of all, the hot dog is American. Sandwiches are not American. They're different. Second of all, a hot dog is like a pop idol. Hot dogs are cute. It's a pop image - everyone knows what a hot dog is.

I would rather have a man dog then a women dog because they do not bear like women dogs, it is a hard case it is shoking.

Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.

A wonder lasts but nine days, and then the puppy's eyes are open.

No one can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes.

Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the White House will be at once discharged.

To push behind the dog sled and run in front of the dog sled. That was always an interesting job.

No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.

Put a puppy in your picture, and it will make it 20 times better.

I once undertook on behalf of a friend to smuggle a small dog through the customs. I was of ample proportions, and managed to conceal the little dog upon my person. All went well until my bosom barked.

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

In modern times, dogs may be pampered, but historically, a dog's life wasn't much to bark about. Hence a dog's chance is a small chance.

You can put a dog in a scene and everyone's going to be better, I guarantee it. And if they're not better, just shoot the dog.

It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.

You may help a lame dog over a stile but he is still a lame dog on the other side.

You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

If I loved a guy as much as I love my dog, the guy would be in serious trouble because I'm all over that dog, all of the time.

The airline business is crazy. I've not been enamored with the industry in general. You can't depend on anybody and anything. It's dog-eat-dog and one thing or another from one minute to the next. What I understand about it, I don't like what I see.

The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp.

The illuminated ones can take any form -- a man, a woman, a child, an elder, or even a dog. It is not inconsequential that the English language allows for the dyslexia of the spelling of the word dog: God spelled backward.

The dog was cold and in pain. But being only a dog it did not occur to him to trot off home to the comfort of the library fire and leave his master to fend for himself.

Once when I had remarked on the affection quite often found between cat and dog, my friend replied, "Yes. But I bet no dog would ever confess it to the other dogs.

I take acting lessons with my coach, and what do I get famous for? Holding a puppy!

When you are a kid, a wolf is an amazing sight, so sumptuous. I sort of knew these were splendid creatures, that I was not going to find them outside roaming around. It was like a dog, but not a dog. It was incredible, a god!

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog.

Woke up this morning to the incredible news that I was nominated for an Emmy, and a shower full of dog poop. Apparently my dog is so excited, she has explosive diarrhea. I truly could not be more thankful to the Emmy voters for including me in this brilliant company of extraordinary women. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go clean up an enormous amount of dog poop out of my shower. Yay!

Thou call'st me dog before thou hadst a cause, But since I am a dog, beware my fangs.

On 'Downsizing,' I had a trailer, and I got to bring my dog to work, and I thought, 'I've made it: I'm bringing my dog to work.'

The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

If you want a dog, go to your local animal shelter and adopt one. It's not rocket science, it's dog science.

A dog will recognize his master in whatever way he dresses. The master may dress in robes, suit and tie, or stand naked, but the dog will always recognize his master. If we cannot recognize God, our beloved master, when he comes in a different dress from another religion, then we are less than that dog.

My wife is always telling me that because we zip across the globe so much, we cant really keep a dog. But if youre a dog lover, its a pretty essential part of your life.

Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face.

who says dog means dog?

If I had Sirius FM and fire-breathing in a giant puppy dragon, I'd be golden.

Dog movies nowadays are not what dog movies were 50 or even 10 years ago. For one thing, the dogs have become better actors.

You know how it is in L.A. At times, it's a dog-eat-dog world. There's a lot of sharks. I think with YouTube, we're anti that. We're anti-competitive. We're all about collaborating and supporting.

It ought to be realized by all dog owners that obesity shortens a dog's life quite considerably, a life which is much too short anyhow.

It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone.

Just as a puppy can be more of a challenge than a gift, so too can the holidays.

In Bollywood even a dog at times is more popular than us. The bottomline is money and if a dog is making the moolah for the producer/director who cares whether you are an Asrani or someone else.

Always walk out the door ahead of your dog when leaving the house. This will show your dog who is in the leadership role.

Acting is a very big part of what human beings do. A dog is always a dog, but we're always changing.

The dog who doesn't bark is about a silence that speaks; it is a good metaphor for the Pariah voice, the dog's voice, that we can sometimes hear only when it does not speak.

It's a dog-eat-dog world and in a man's world, too. It's just a fight, every single week, this job.

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!

If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy.

If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.

He reproduced himself with so much humble objectivity, with the unquestioning, matter of fact interest of a dog who sees himself in a mirror and thinks: there's another dog.

Ever since a therapy dog visited me in the hospital during my first cycle of chemotherapy in May 2011, I became fixated on the idea of having a dog of my own one day.

If I loved a guy as much as I love my dog, the guy would be in serious trouble. Because I'm all over that dog, all the time.

America is like a dog. I'm sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can't actually explain issues to a dog.

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

One of my favorite things to do with my dog and my sister's dog and my mom and my sister is to go for these really long walks.