Top 133 Pussy Quotes & Sayings

The next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror baby

There are no shortcuts. The fact that a shortcut is important to you means that you are a pussy.

Give 'em a pussy invite.

Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' pussy.

Money and good pussy's a fatal attraction for men.

Everyone likes pussy. It's un-American not to like pussy.

Can't wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out of my pussy.

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks

Well you've got a job and I've heard it before, and you're in the same line as Pussy Galore.

Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

R.I.P. (Rest in pussy).

I CAN MAKE YOUR PUSSY WHISTLE LIKE THE ANDY GRIFFITH THEME SONG.

Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

I'm a real pussy cat - with an iron tail.

You ain't as hard as you act. When I GPS 'pussy,' I end up at your welcome mat.

I have rejected Juventus four times; it's a beautiful pussy that doesn't get me horny.

Betcha I wet cha like hurricanes and typhoons, got buffoons eating my pussy while I watch cartoons.

I stay higher than giraffe pussy

Who got the baddest pussy on the planet? D boys love me, they don't understand it.

Please don't bite baby, I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady... She let me hide my weed in her titties

The majority of Russians considered Pussy Riot's stunt to be an act of religious hatred, rather than criticism against the close ties between the President and the Patriarch. So yes, in many ways their message was lost in all the noise. On the other hand, Pussy Riot chose a format that would make sure they would be heard. A silent protest would have failed, or perhaps even led to harsh punishment without much interest from the world around. So they chose a form that would be noticed. Who can blame them for that?

Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!" At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.

They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.

Pussy cat, pussy cat, I love you, yes I do. You and your pussy cat nose.

Hard, you know what I'm thinking, took the panties off and the pussy wasn't stinking.

When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy.

If you hating, you just need some pussy.

She call me the referee cause I be so official. My shirt aint got no stripes but I can make that pussy whistle.

Fame is like a tree. It helps you get pussy.

The power of pussy, that's why niggaz get their hair cut.

I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

I want a bad boy in public, and a pussy cat at home!

When I was born, my momma pussy had the new car smell.

Tell me that I got the fattest pussy in the whole world & if I let him eat it I can be his old girl

Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system!

That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.

The American people don't really care what side of an issue you're on. They just don't want you to act like a pussy.

Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.

All political power comes from the barrel of either guns, pussy, or opium pipes, and people seem to like it that way.

Everyone in Seattle is a total pussy when it comes to snow. The whole city shut down, the place looked like an apocalyptic movie.

Niggas know my pussy taste like mango-tango so they put a couple karats in my ankle bangles

I'm anti - the pussy generation. Not to be confused with pussy.

Chaka, I know that pussy hairy. Sade, ooooh, I know that pussy tight.

All you crazy white people "I'm American!", all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on American soil. That's it. That's it! What, you think you're better than somebody from France 'cause you came out of a pussy in Detroit?

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil

In high school, I dressed up as every James Bond girl. I was a teenage Pussy Galore.

I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand.

I wanna take it deeper than money, pussy, vacation and influence a generation that's lacking in patience.

If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death.

Call me Sunshine, pussy spread like the rainbow.

There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy.

I bet a chef could get more pussy than a guitar player right now.

If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.

It's nice having a heart and a pussy too!

He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day and looks like a pussy today.

My pussy game cold, when he hit it he say burrrr

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!