Top 167 Rabbits Quotes & Sayings

You can't be chasing 15 rabbits. Otherwise, the public mind cannot follow you.

When you are hunting elephants, don't get distracted chasing rabbits.

I can hypnotize rabbits.

If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.

He who chases two rabbits, catches none.

People's dreams are made out of what they do all day. The same way a dog that runs after rabbits will dream of rabbits. It's what you do that makes your soul, not the other way around.

Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers.

Mice and any rodentia. Guinea pigs. Even rabbits, I can't stand. Rabbits are cousins to rats. It's a class thing. If you had to grow up with rats scampering in your backyard, because the city services were cut in half and the population in your neighborhood doubled, then that also is going to mean that the flora and fauna are going to grow as well. So that's a part of it. That's why I can't go to Hindu countries where they respect rats and mice, and I can't go camping.

I have always brought home stray animals - everything from squirrels to wild rabbits to foxes and turtles.

His lion and hippo legs twitched. I wondered if netherworld monsters dreamed of chasing rabbits.

Man wants to be the king o' the rabbits, he best wear a pair o' floppy ears.

Not all introductions worked well. Rabbits were an unmitigated environmental disaster. Unchecked by any natural predator, they bred at a staggering rate and chewed their way across vast areas of pastureland as well as any garden that came their way. Attempts to control them by introducing ferrets, weasels and stoats did much more harm than good. Although these predators probably killed a reasonable number of rabbits, they also devastated populations of kiwi and raided the nests of flighted birds.

Winston Churchill is always expecting rabbits to come out of an empty hat.

There's nothing else I would rather do, unless there was a profession that involved cuddling bunny rabbits and kittens all day for money.

A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.

From a hundred rabbits you can't make a horse.

One day, God said 'Let there be prey.' And he created pigeons, rabbits, lambs and Gene Wilder.

If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

Cuddly toy rabbits were a real comfort for all of my babies - once they got to a certain age they would nuzzle the fur.

The purpose of a fish trap is to catch fish, and when the fish are caught the trap is forgotten. The purpose of a rabbit snare is to catch rabbits. When the rabbits are caught, the snare is forgotten. The purpose of the word is to convey ideas. When the ideas are grasped, the words are forgotten. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words? He is the one I would like to talk to.

My uncle used to take me out at night shooting rabbits.

As for you and your heart and the things you said and didn't say, she will remember them all when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits.

Everywhere there was somewhere and everywhere there they were men women children dogs cows wild pigs little rabbits cats lizards and animals. That is the way it was. And everybody dogs cats sheep rabbits and lizards and children all wanted to tell ... all about themselves.

Civilized life, if it is to be stable, must provide a harmless outlets for the impulses which our remote ancestors satisfied in hunting. In Australia, where people are few, and rabbits are many, I watched the whole populace satisfying the primitive impulse in the primitive manner by the skilful slaughter of many thousands of rabbits.

There are more humans than all of the rabbits on earth. There are more of us than all the wildebeests, than all the rats, than all the mice. We are the most numerous mammal on the planet. But because we're not like rabbits or rats or mice, we have technology, we have a consumptive appetite, we have a global economy.

I didn't do it,' he insisted. 'Then why did you run?' Sabrina asked. 'And send rabbits to eat us! I'm a seven-year-old girl,' Daphne said. 'Do you know how important bunny rabbits are to me?

At a certain point, if you chase two rabbits, you lose them both.

I love the rabbits and the squirrels and the birds.

You shouldn't have to settle for rabbits if what you want is deer

If you come to think of it, you never see deer, dogs and rabbits worrying about their menus and yet they run much faster than humans.

If you chase two rabbits, you catch none.

Kids love rabbits... they just like them.

I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits.

If there are nine rabbits on the ground and you want to catch one, just focus on one.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

Applied Science is a conjuror, whose bottomless hat yields impartially the softest of Angora rabbits and the most petrifying of Medusas.

I can't start a fire with two sticks or hunt rabbits or anything like that.

Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak.

Some people believe that - pardon my language - in order to be good Catholics, we should be like rabbits. No.

If the poor rabbits knew I was selling their dead bodies for wine, they would be heartbroken.

The white tails of rabbits, according to some theologians, have a purpose, namely to make it easier for sportsmen to shoot them.

I have removed the spleen from a dog, from cats, and rabbits. In all cases, the animals survived the operation and did not appear to be in the least affected by the absence of the organ.

How can you put on a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper?

Don't fight the rabbits. If you fight the rabbits, the elephants are going to kill you.

The buffalo is all gone, and an Indian can't catch enough jack rabbits to subsist himself and his family, and then, there aren't enough jack rabbits to catch. What are they to do?

Utah is close to becoming the latest state to legalize medical marijuana.But one DEA agent raised the alarm in front of the Utah legislature. He warned them that rabbits might eat the weed. And then what would you have? You'd have a bunch of weed-crazed rabbits running around. They'd run rampant in the state's cornfields and taco orchards.

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.

When I was growing up, we had cats, dogs, guinea pigs, rabbits, goats, chickens - a whole menagerie.

Little rabbits have big ears.

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.

Most magicians are nothing more than laymen with rabbits on their business cards

Rabbits need dignity and above all the will to accept their fate.

Sometimes rabbits, like, turn me on. I don't know why.

We must at last put a stop to having people move into their quarters like chickens and rabbits into their coops.

He found a formula for drawing comic rabbits: This formula for drawing comic rabbits paid. Till in the end he could not change the tragic habits This formula for drawing comic rabbits made.

I've got a fondness for rabbits.

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected.

Person who chases two rabbits catches neither.

All politicians should have 3 hats - one to throw into the ring, one to talk through, and one to pull rabbits out of if elected.