Top 1200 Racist Jokes Quotes & Sayings - Page 17
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Last updated on November 8, 2024.
I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it.
I thought I better warn you that I am not one of those politically correct comedians, but it turns out that also I'm not really that racist, homophobic or woman hating either, so you might not notice
Even though it might appear otherwise from what I've said, I am not a racist. I should not have said what I did because it is not what I believe in my heart.
Anyone who starts badmouthing Latino immigrants is not only a racist but ignorant. You need to refer them to what was written about the Irish, the Jews, the Italians, any group you want.
I was playing this horrible part. I didn't didn't want to play it because the character was an awful racist. But I'm glad I did it because I met Sidney Poitier.
The Western notion of masculinity goes back a long way. It doesn’t allow for women, and it’s also racist - it doesn’t allow for other cultures.
I have been to the Occupied Palestinian Territory, and I have witnessed the racially segregated roads and housing that reminded me so much of the conditions we experienced in South Africa under the racist system of Apartheid.
If you come out with racist comments, then I believe you shouldn't be allowed to come to a football match. Don't be so narrow minded, you're bigger than that.
You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.
There is no doubt that there are some racist police, I think they're the minority, I think they're the few bad apples and we need to root them out.
All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.
What I'm doing in the work I do, I prefer not to just have a series of jokes. It's nice when audiences can connect with the characters as well.
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
Do you follow American politics? They hate Obama. Hate him. He's a black man. That's what it is: it's racist. This guy is no bleeding-heart liberal. He's a centrist.
I used to write jokes with friends. We'd pick a topic and then think out loud, brainstorm.
People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.
Humorists are using Twitter to tell jokes in an interesting way. It doesn't have to be profound, and it doesn't have to be earth-shaking, but it is transformative.
The death penalty is used in such a blatantly racist way in the United States. There is no way that can be defended under any kind of definition of justice by anybody.
The audience loves when the comedian talks to them. You're creating inside jokes, which creates a community.
My dad loves going backstage. I try not to have him give too many jokes to people.
We are here to condemn the Palestinian occupation of the territories, but also to condemn the recent racist attack in France, against both Jews and Arabs.
When I was a kid, there was kind of a given that there were some really bad, racist police out there. That's just what America was like when I was a kid.
Racist people are few, in the minority. But you can do nothing to change them. You can talk, you can do what you want, but you can't do anything because they are just stupid people.
Small things make me happy, and I laugh out loud on the silliest of jokes!
If you look at vaudeville in theaters vamping between acts, it was always jokes written and banter in the moment.
If you unpack the statistics on who is supporting , Donald Trump, it means that there is a lot of people who hold very bigoted racist ideas and there is a lot of them.
We don't discuss race, so just the discussion of race has become racist. We've been trained that it's such a lightning rod that we don't even want to say the word.
I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.
I don't want to allow everyone in the media to say everyone is in the alt right, which is what they try to do too often. Then it's their judgment on who is a racist and who isn't.
I believe the NME have deliberately tried to characterise me as a racist in a recent interview in order to boost their circulation. I abhor racism and cruelty of any kind and will not let this pass.
My dad always jokes that if I ever write an autobiography, which I'm not going to, it'll be called 'It's Tough in the Middle.'
Find a balance between one's responsibility as a white person to confront acts of racism and one's subconscious sense of power and privilege over people of color when reacting to the [racist] event.
Australia turns out to be a sensational place, albeit one of the most comfortably racist places I've ever been in. They've really settled into their intolerance like an old resentful slipper.
Look, I know these Rick Perry jokes are a little mean, but tomorrow, he won't even remember them.
I have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.
I tell jokes, and I have fun, but I tend to worry about everybody and everything throughout the entire world.
I've actually phased out the misogynistic jokes because I used to think that everyone knew that I was joking.
There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh.
I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.
I was a class clown. At 12, I was definitely clowning. I was making all the jokes. But I was smart, so the teachers didn't know what to do with me.
People are making a lot more noise about representation and diversity. But I think modeling is one of the professions where people can be kind of racist.
The challenge of this age is to resist and conquer in each of our own beings the racist brainwashing that is still active in our minds.
It's kind of hurtful people associate Republican with being racist and the last thing I want from the very people I am fighting for.
Raising Black children-female and male-in the mouth of a racist, sexist, suicidal dragon is perilous and chancy. If they cannot love and resist at the same time, they will probably not survive.
I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.
Even if it's a white crowd, I tell my jokes for the four black people in the room, not the 100 whites.
You can't organize people if you don't love them. And however hard it can be to love the racist you come in contact with; doing so is the first obligation of a white antiracist.
I never was shy, but as far as telling jokes, I'm the worst. I like physical comedy; it's where I feel comfortable.
When I write 'Beetle Bailey,' I can always do jokes about him being lazy, and everyone gets it.
I advocate revolutionary changes...an end to capitalist exploitation, the abolition of racist policies, the eradication of sexism and the elimination of political repression. If that is a crime, then I am totally guilty
I have said many times that racist and bigots are not welcome in our party... The journalists who don't want to recognize this and keep coming back with questions of bigotry can just take a hike.
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.
Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
I don't say MMA fans are racist at all. What I said is that fans are opinionated, especially because we're the only professional sport to give them that access.
'Friends' was great fun, but I was just there so they could make some funny jokes about England.
The criterion for racism is either objective or it's meaningless: If liberals get to decide for themselves who is or isn't a racist according to their political lights, conservatives will be within their rights to ignore them.
I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
