Top 1200 Real Funny Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

There are some situations in life that are simply not funny, and there's nothing funny about them, but they're rare, and they don't last all that long.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

[In comedy] you never want to leave the actors hanging out to dry. So you need to come up with funny individual stories for each character, and then you do this sort of comedy geometry, weaving them together. Once you've got a funny structure and you know why the scenes are funny, then you get super funny people to say your own lines, say their own lines, say things in their own way, and every scene is a live rewrite in front of the camera.

Writing is such lonely work that I try to keep myself cheered up. If something strikes me as funny in the act of writing, I throw it in just to amuse myself. If I think it's funny I assume a few other people will find it funny, and that seems to me to be a good day's work.

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy.

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

Trying to be funny is arguably the least funny thing you can do.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

It's funny what funny is, because everyone's style is so different.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality; people have to sympathise with you to find you funny.

I think the best comedic actors don't play it for comedy, they play it for reality. Then you find it funny because it's real. Playing the genre is the worst thing you can do - it's embarrassing.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny.

When people are funny, I like to let them know that they're funny. There's so much negativity, it's cool to get some positivity out there.

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you're not being completely truthful to the basis of the character, its not going to be funny.

The dozens of people working on this at Digital Domain, they knew that you couldn't get away with almost photo real, because we had real real in the room. You have real real in the cut every four or five shots, so you have this constant yardstick built into the footage by virtue of there being no real robot there. So it became the standard of photo reality that the VFX team had to match.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

I guess there are no real strict rules [in comedy], but I just learn to apply my philosophy about comedy which is, it's a serious business and the result needs to be funny, not the process.

Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos.

I would like to play some character that's somewhat dramatic. I don't see myself ever becoming that serious, or it sounds weird, but I don't see myself doing something that's really dramatic but somewhat dramatic. I would like to do something that's more real and doesn't have to be laugh out loud funny. I always like whatever I'm involved in... whether it be funny or whether it be somewhat like... I'm not gonna try to get people to really cry.

He's never portrayed as being funny. He was a very funny, happy, lively person. Fun to be around and exciting. He was my hero.