Top 324 Rear Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on April 15, 2025.
The first thing to improve society is not banning abortion, but making sure that everyone who had a child is in the best position to be able to rear it.
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!
The first place I gain weight is in my rear end. I love my butt, but I have a tendency to get saddlebags there, so I need to watch it.
You can drive a car by looking in the rear view mirror as long as nothing is ahead of you. Not enough software professionals are engaged in forward thinking.
Do we have the right to rear animals in order to kill them so that we may feed appetites in which we have been artificially conditioned from childhood?
Who knows where I would be if I hadn't gone on Drag Race and gotten that kick in the rear to step it up to the next level?
Ten builders rear an arch, each in turn lifting it higher; but it is the tenth man, who drops in the keystone, who hears our huzzas.
Grandpa Patterson used to say: Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
As an overruling providence may succeed our wishes, let us rear an offspring in every respect worthy to fill the most illustrious stations of their predecessors.
Our educational system is like an automobile which has strong rear lights, brightly illuminating the past. But looking forward things are barely discernible.
The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
Life, too, is like that. You live it forward, but understand it backward. It is only when you stop and look to the rear that you see the corpse caught under your wheel.
Nature seems to delight in disappointing the assiduities of art, with which it would rear legitimate dulness to maturity; and to glory in the vigour and luxuriance of her chance productions.
In Michigan recently a man won a lawsuit for substantial damages because, he claimed, a rear-end collision in his car had made him a homosexual.
[H]istory is seen in a rear-view mirror while the future is the dark, foggy road ahead, filled with unknown trouble.
Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.
In the current struggle, there is one positive course of action. There is no alternative, for the alternative would connote a rear march.
Dark-green and gemm'd with flowers of snow, With close uncrowded branches spread Not proudly high, nor meanly low, A graceful myrtle rear'd its head.
All women scientists should marry, rear children, cook, and clean in order to achieve fulfillment, to be a complete woman.
I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own beautiful buttholes.
As science pushes forward, ignorance and superstition gallop around the flanks and bite science in the rear with big dark teeth.
[History is] the story of the magnificent rear-guard action fought during several thousand years by dogma against curiosity.
Woman's primary place is in the home, where she is to rear children and abide by the righteous counsel of her husband.
Apparently, the the only way to kill a lion is by rear naked choke. Personally, I’d just kick it in the head.
Life is a series of family photos in which you keep moving to the rear until finally you're a portrait in the background.
Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
I'm kicking myself in the rear end every day, saying, 'Did I really book this many shows? What am I doing?'
I can lip read, so I know what other people are saying about me - especially when I clock them in my rear view mirror.
I'm quite proud of my rear... I don't obsess over my flaws, because I see my body as a whole. Besides, I think men appreciate confidence more than perfection.
Pride's chickens have bonny feathers, but they are an expensive brood to rear. They eat up everything, and are always lean when brought to market.
Every time Europe looks across the Atlantic to see the American Eagle, it observes only the rear end of an ostrich.
It's amazing how filling my cup with empty calories can lead to filling out the rear of my jeans.
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
Every day, therefore, should be regulated as if it were the one that brings up the rear, the one that rounds out and completes our lives.
You cannot drive with your eyes in the rear-view mirror… But dignity is difficult to maintain. Stamina requires constant upkeep. Repetition is boring. And you pay for grace.
People say the seats at sporting events are too small. My response is, 'That's why we're trying to work on the size of your rear end!'
I was asleep, in the upstairs bedroom, in the rear of the house. There was this tremendous crash, there was a terrible wind force hitting my body, and then I blanked out.
Our existing thinking habits are excellent, just as the rear wheels of a motor car are excellent, but not enough.
I don't look back. I don't live my life in the rear-view mirror because, if you do, you're bound to end up wrapped around a pole somewhere.
The anger in the Brigade against those who fought the Republic in the rear was sharpened by reports of weapons, even tanks, being kept from the front and hidden for treacherous purposes.
I've heard a lot of nasty rhetoric about the president. We're going to kick your rear end out of the White House and stuff. That's just not the way I behave.
Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.
You cannot sit quiet while the KKK and other white supremacist groups rear their ugly heads.
Sadly, it has often been said that my rear is better than my front, so thank you very much indeed.
The distant rear of an army engaged in battle is not the best place from which to judge correctly what is going on in front.
Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?
Rear-naked chokes are easy? Yeah, it's easy to get, but people are getting better at defending it.
When a door is hard to open, and if nothing else works, sometimes you just have to rear back and kick it open.
It is not easy to free
myth from reality
or rear this fellow up
to lutch, lurch with them
in the tranced dancing of men.
Our works decay and disappear but God gentlest works stay looking down on the ruins we toil to rear.
Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot?
The hood ornament on your car is for telling you where you're going. The rear-view-mirror is for showing you how good you look while you're getting there.
I was a kid when the Tamagotchi craze hit, and I was always envious of my friends and cousins who got to hand-rear their little digital babies.
Some tribes of birds will relieve and rear up the young and helpless, of their own and other tribes, when abandoned.
It is finer to bring one noble human being into the world and rear it well... than to kill ten thousand.
I'm prepared. I have a gun and I know how to shoot, and whoever comes calling without an invitation will get it in the rear end.
We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked.
Not that managing in the American League is easy, but this is certainly different. I'll have to have somebody poke me in the rear end when I have a pitcher that's going to hit.
And keep you in the rear of your affection, Out of the shot and danger of desire, The chariest maid is prodigal enough If she unmasks her beauty to the moon.
