Top 254 Redneck Quotes & Sayings

If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

My long hair just can't cover up my redneck.

I was kind of a little redneck growing up, living on a farm, and running around in the country. I developed hillbilly tendencies, but I wanted to listen to something a little more meaningful than "Redneck Woman" or whatever.

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

Cause I'm a redneck woman.

If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

I'm kind of a closet redneck.

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

I'm a redneck.

'Redneck' has been terribly abused as a term. Where I come from, a redneck was a farmer who worked the fields all day and got his neck sunburned. People made fun of them.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Out in Hollywood I'm getting to be regarded as the 'redneck adviser.'

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

Every redneck's dream is to write a song and have it go on a fishing show.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care.

Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.

First of all, "redneck" is a state of mind, not a person. So the "racist redneck" thing is a state of mind, not a geographical location. So I don't mean to imply that it's just Southerners. And if you don't recognize the racist underpinnings and the emotional reactive response you're getting from these teabaggers because we have a black president, then you are either being dishonest, or you've never seen the teabaggers.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

My wife's a redneck, and she loves a muscle car.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

My daughter is a redneck woman, she's a redneck girl.

When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.