Top 254 Redneck Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on November 7, 2024.
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it.
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.
You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well.
You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.
You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.
You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.