Top 254 Redneck Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on November 7, 2024.
If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck
You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
I've been a radical for a long time. I guess it's too bad. I'd be more marketable as a right-wing redneck.
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.
If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado?
You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.