Top 1200 Ripped Jeans Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

Sweetheart, I'm the biggest ripped-off cartoonist in the history of the world, and that's all I'm going to say.

Theater audiences don't pull punches. They'll let you know when they're feeling ripped off.

I hadn't fallen through his arms. He was ripped from mine.

I'd feel bad if I had you come into a theater and you leave feeling ripped off.

Of all the songs we played, 'Statesboro Blues' was the most ripped-off.

I always say to people, the Eighties were so inventive because people wanted to stand out. By the time we got to the Nineties, everyone wanted to fit in. It was all about having the same pair of trainers and the same pair of jeans. That's fatal. Whereas the Eighties you would never be seen in the same pair of jeans that somebody else was wearing.

I'm tired of good people getting ripped off by diet products that don't work!

One of my goals is to have this incredible body. I want to be strong, to be ripped.

As a kid, I was obsessed with 'Calvin and Hobbes' and 'Bone,' and I'm certain that I've unconsciously ripped off ideas from both, wholesale.

I'm smart with my money, I invest conservatively. I don't mind paying top-dollar, but I don't want to get ripped off.

In golf, just because a person is big and cut and ripped, doesn't mean they have a physical advantage.

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out.

I don't need to be super-ripped all year round. That's a pretty miserable way to live your life.

Dude, everybody wants to be Andre 3000. He's got abs for days. How does that guy get so ripped?

In the custom of mourning, the fabric of the night had been ripped, revealing a star at each tiny tear.

If a poem hasn't ripped apart your soul; you haven't experienced poetry.

Fame is an illusion. Things can be given to you quite easily, but they get ripped away so quickly as well.

I've always kind of ripped from real life to some degree or at least how I'm feeling in the moment.

Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore.

I ripped through the blue shade of the constraints of color.

Punk and all that was just an image that ripped people off. Johnny Rotten's a wanker, and that's all there is to it.

It is one thing to go through a divorce, and quite another to have the rug ripped out from under you in a very publicly humiliating way.

I'm so glad that the peg-leg jeans thing is over. I'm over that, and I don't know why people think that the boyfriend jean looks good on everyone. Maybe if you're really tall and thin you can pull it off, or pull it off better than most. But being only five-foot-one and being more of a curvy girl, boyfriend jeans aren't the most flattering.

I will say this, though, in regards to laundry. I'll say, "Do you need to wear a new pair of jeans every day?" We've worked on this for the past year and he [Ashton Kutcher] now doesn't need to wear a clean pair of jeans every day. My laundry has gotten cut down immensely.

If you haven't signed anything, you cant be ripped off.

I think comedy is difficult, and I'm amazed so many people want to do it. I'll be buying jeans and somebody will say, "I'm a comedian" - the guy selling you the jeans. The desire to be a comedian is weird. I found it weird myself to want to be one; I was a schoolboy when I wanted to be one but I didn't know how to do it. That was 50 years ago, so times have changed greatly. There seems to be a long line of people desperate to do it and most of them are quite good.

The wind blowing through my ripped clothes was so cold that I felt like a Percysicle.

No fair! Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole!

He was in blue jeans and a work shirt, which is another weird quirk of Rich Old Men. Just one of the guys here. Blue jeans and a work shirt, salt of the earth, working man like yourself. Like they're somehow uncomfortable about being rich enough to sleep in a bed made of vaginas being pulled around the town at night by a fleet of gold-covered midgets.

They walked with a pedatory grace.... one of them ripped off their hood and said, "my name is Tally Youngblood and is a special circumstance".

It doesn't matter how rich you are - you know when you're being ripped off.

It would be strange for me to think I'm being ripped off, because that's what I do!

I leave you, home, when I'm ripped from the doorstep by commerce or fate. Then I submit to the awful subway of the world.

Listen, it's very easy not to be ripped off, you know. Get yourself a lawyer.

You live to play in the playoffs. It's like your heart is ripped out.

it is good to be sitting some place in public at 2:30 in the afternoon without getting the flesh ripped from your bones.

I ripped off half my hair with a waxing strip, and it didn't grow back for, like, 5 months.

Everyone is trying to make ends meet, and even if you aren't, no one wants to get ripped off.

[John] McCain has never ripped into [Barack] Obama the way he rips into [Donald] Trump or other Republicans.

I feel my heart break to see a nation ripped apart by it's own greatest strength - it's diversity.

What prompted me to make these pictures [of bomb-cratered roads] was the impression that the ground was ripped by the shock, that it was swallowing itself.

My Pacific Island genes will never allow me to be the most ripped, but I think I can get pretty close to it.

If you listen to 'Paris,' when I'm up on the bridge part, it literally sounds like my vocal cords are being ripped apart.

I don't see myself going out in sweats, dropping Barron at school in sweats - it's just not my style - never was. I like to put myself together and go out. I do wear jeans and T-shirt though! I like them - why not? They're very comfortable, and when I'm home and playing with my child, I like to wear a white T-shirt and jeans.

I’m not going to let my insecurities keep me from having a good time. I think that if you don’t loose your self-consciousness, you can’t really be present in a situation. For example, if you’re at The Louvre, but you’re thinking about how much you hate your jeans, you’re not really at The Louvre. So in your memory, when you look back, you’re always going to be like, “I was wearing those jeans I hated”. And you’re not going to remember anything else.

My abs are so ripped up they're called 'The Situation.'

We as Americans have ripped off the world. We get to throw food away. It's insane.

I want to do an action movie where they say, 'Go the gym and get ripped like Linda Hamilton.'

And so, surpassing my own records for dangerous, reckless behavior, I ripped off Sonya's bracelet. "I'm Rose Hathaway.

Politics aside, you look at Barack Obama, he is ripped.

Everyone remembers where they were on 7 July 2005 when four deadly bombs ripped through the heart of London.

If you looked at my feet, you would know for sure that I used to do ballet. They're completely destroyed and ripped up.

When I hit that pavement at 70 or 80 mph those suits just ripped.

What I do not accept is the fact that so many people's talents were ripped off.

What I've learned in 40 years of consumer reporting is that the market is imperfect, and some people get ripped off.

Come at me scrublord I'm ripped!

I'm the most ripped guy on the grid, let's just say that.

I'm going to publicly challenge the biggest names in religion to repent and give back the money they've ripped off from the poor.

If you are going out, and if you want women to pick you up, wear skinny jeans. Trust me: women will be looking at your legs and looking at your butt. When I wear skinny jeans, at least one woman will tell me, 'Nice butt.'

O Sultan, my master, if my clothes are ripped and torn it is because your dogs with claws are allowed to tear me.