Top 230 Roast Quotes & Sayings

My whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.

The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg.

Roast Beef, Medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy. Seated at Life's Dining Table, with the menu of Morals before you, your eye wanders a bit over the entrees, the hors d'oeuvres, and the things a la though you know that Roast Beef, Medium, is safe and sane, and sure.

Anyone can make a good roast chicken.

I make a good roast chicken.

When mighty roast beef was the Englishman's food It ennobled our hearts and enriched our blood-- Our soldiers were brave and our courtiers were good. Oh! the roast beef of England. And Old England's roast beef.

When you roast yourself, it makes everybody else comfortable.

But what is worse, smelling the roast and not feasting, or not smelling the roast at all?

I want the roast to be like a party where everybody goes and has a good time.

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.

God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.

My momma will roast my friends all of the time. If you're one of my friends, and you meet my mom for the first time, she will definitely roast you in a polite way. It's just to test your bars.

I'm a fan of a big roast or a bolognese, but I also love baking.

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother.

I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the oven with vegetables.

I do a very good Sunday roast.

Ultimately, the roast turkey must be regarded as a monument to Boomer's love.

I had this idea of a restaurant called Roast where everything was roasted. It was dopey.

Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.

I'm just going to take this in a minute. The wrestling world, we're kind of our own breed and different from maybe some movie stars who have their big speeches that they do that ends their long career in a roast. You're entire career in the WWE kind of like one big roast, but this is the moment where you get to soak it in and just see what's going on for a minute.

Roast beef, medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy.

I grew up in Malden. Genetically, I was born to be as close to Kelly's Roast Beef as possible.

Well, the American public always wanted to vote for a guy ? and Bush was the perfect guy ? who they'd want to have over for pot-roast. And George Bush is that guy. He does that well. You'd like to have him over for pot-roast. He reminds you of yourself. Okay. Well, now he's been over, he's had the pot-roast. But he's getting drunk and now he's talking about stem cells and Terri Schiavo and gay marriage. And now he's the guest that won't leave.

Singing songs like 'The Man I Love' or 'Porgy' is no more work than sitting down and eating Chinese roast duck, and I love roast duck.

Roast Beef, Medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy. ... Roast Beef, Medium, is safe, and sane, and sure.

But what was most remarkable, Broadway being three miles long, and the booths lining each side of it, in every booth there was a roast pig, large or small, as the centre attraction. Six miles of roast pig! And that in New York City alone; and roast pig in every other city, town, hamlet, and village in the Union. What association can there be between roast pig and independence?

Life as Hunter Thompson's mother was no weenie roast.

I'm not mean. I can't do a roast.

I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman. Maybe it's just me but I would suspect that a man trying to impress a woman would be more likely to bring out the steak - "I killed this for you, now I'm grilling it for you."... A man that can cook you a proper meal that is like a weekday meal - which I think cannot be better than in the form of a roast chicken - that's the greatest.

America is a such a melting pot, I'm not sure if roast chicken is the classic comfort food for everybody.

The chickens have come home to roast.

I love liver and onions or a roast dinner.

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

And he, he himself, the Grinch - carved the roast beast.

Roast something for the children that they might eat.

That's the whole thing: You only roast the ones you love. That's why I never make fun of the French.

Occasionally a roast master needs to get out of Dodge.

Being Irish, I grew up eating a Sunday roast.

I love to shop at the farmer's market or grab something from the garden and roast that.

And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

When in doubt, cook a Sunday roast, get the family around you, and you'll feel fine afterwards.

I've always said fashion is like roast chicken: You don't have to think about it to know it's delicious.

Hef is boring to cook for. He likes a total of four main dishes: fried chicken, pot roast, pork roast and pork chop sandwich!

I think the first thing you should learn is how to roast a chicken. Once you can roast a chicken, you can pretty much figure out anything else. And who doesn't like roasted chicken? It's a classic.

My ultimate cheat meal, and my last meal if I was on death row, would be a roast dinner. I'm just such a Sunday roast fan. But I also want the dessert - I want the cheese board.

Mustard's no good without roast beef.

You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday.

It's not color, it's like pouring 40 tablespoons of sugar water over a roast.

Theresa strode over to us in a swish of cloth. "Enough of this, animator. He can't do it, so he pays the price. Either leave now, or join us at our...feast." Are you having rare Who-roast-beast?" I asked. What are you talking about?" It's from Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas. You know the part, 'And they'd Feast! Feast! Feast! Feast! Feast! They would feast on Who-pudding and rare Who-roast-beast.'" You are crazy." So I've been told.

I'm not really great at writing things down unless for a roast or a particular event.

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

When you roast a chicken perfectly, there's nothing more delicious.

The handshake of the host affects the taste of the roast

It needs only a good bottle of wine for a roast chicken to be transformed into a banquet.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

A roast is really an honor. If they picked me to be roasted, I'd be the most flattered I'd be in my life. If I could pick some people to roast, I'd pick my heroes, Don Rickles and Howard Stern. Those are the people I'd like to give some honor to.

There's nothing like a roast parsnip, you don't want them too chewy though.

I'll slow roast ya, got no holster

I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman.