Top 230 Roast Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on April 17, 2025.
I like to roast things from the inside out. I like to know what's going on.
Roast potatoes - I can't say no. At Christmas, I reach over for the fifth or sixth one, and I think I could keep going until I explode.
Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in.
As I get older, I think I'm more interested in comedy that doesn't take cheap shots. But I watched some of that Justin Bieber "roast" and I thought it was hilarious.
Religious bigotry is a dull fire - hot enough to roast an ox, but with no lambent, luminous flame shooting up from it.
If we have friends over for dinner, I do the cooking. I like the pressure of a big meal and the technical challenges of a roast.
When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He's funny as hell, and nobody is meaner.
If we can believe in our own value, then we won't try to denigrate and diss and just roast women all the time.
I get superstitious. I always have to have some form of potato, either chips or mashed potato or roast potatoes on a show day.
I will make Maggie safe. If the world burns because of that then so be it. Me and the kid will roast some marshmallows.
I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese.
I ate healthily, but there was no snacking, no drinking, no bread, no sugar, no smoking. Afterwards I had a pork belly roast.
Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.
My dad died right after performing at the Friars' roast for Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. I have that tape somewhere. There's still a lot of good jokes in there. I mean, that was 1958.
I have tried a Sunday roast with some British friends and really enjoyed it. But I try to eat really clean - that means a lot of vegetables.
I love roast chicken, juicy summer tomatoes, and carrot cake slathered with tangy cream-cheese frosting.
2010 has been awesome. I got to write on the David Hasselhoff Roast this summer, and that's always been a dream.
It matters not how simple the food - a chop, steak or a plain boiled or roast joint, but let it be of good quality and properly cooked, and everyone who partakes of it will enjoy it.
When you think that most of us are doomed by divine grace to roast in hell, to say nothing of mortgages and hail and bad crops and extravagant womenfolks, 'tain't any laughing matter!
Classics can be phenomenal when done right. A simple roast chicken dish could be the best thing you ever eat.
Dinner is usually rice, vegetables and chicken, or I'll make fajitas, and we'll do roast chicken on the weekend.
I always carry a little jar of nuts around with me. I roast them beforehand with tamari and thyme to give them a deliciously rich flavour.
Yet smelt roast meat, beheld a huge fire shine, And cooks in motion with their clean arms bared.
I'm completely obsessed with Sunday roast dinners. I think that it's the best thing to ever happen to life!
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
To him who is stinted of food a boiled turnip will relish like a roast fowl.
What's your name?" Donald." Hi, Donald, missed you at the wienie roast.
Ah, that is a perfume in which I delight; when they roast coffee near my house, I hasten to open the door to take in all the aroma.
I remember, after the Pamela Anderson roast, being told, 'You're sold out - you can add two more shows.'
Whenever I go abroad, I never return home craving roast beef and Yorkshire pudding or fish and chips. Instead all I really want is a particularly good lamb dopiaza.
Christmas was the one time of year when my brothers surfaced at home, when my parents and grandparents congregated to eat my mother's roast turkey.
As a former stand-up comic from my University of Michigan days, the opportunity to participate in a Friars Club roast was bucket-list stuff.
I love to roast vegetables - carrots, fennel, and so on. I also love to mash or puree pretty much any vegetable!
At the beginning of the week, I roast a ton of vegetables so I can use them for the next few days. I also plan out meals in advance.
Blue cheese and dates are really good if you wrap it in prosciutto. Roast it at about 400 degrees. I love having it with Fullman's mustard.
I know Bea Arthur left the Pam Anderson roast really early, but it could have been because she was half dead; I don't know.
Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
Life without smoking is like the smoke without the roast.
My wife and I use a lot of garlic and rosemary with roast lamb. It has to be New Zealand lamb. The domestic variety is too gamy, in my experience.
If you eat broccoli steamed or boiled, it's not very exciting, but you can roast it with things like turmeric and make it amazing. It's all about how you cook something and what you pair it with.
If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.
A good roast of sun, it slows you, lets you relax–and out here if there's anything wrong, you can see it coming with bags of time to do what's next. This is the place and the weather for peace, for the cultivation of a friendly mind.
A man that can cook you a proper meal that is like a weekday meal - which I think cannot be better than in the form of a roast chicken - that's the greatest.
That whole concept of 'I want to really go after people' - I don't understand that. Is it a roast, or is it an awards show?
EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.
It is setting a high value upon our opinions to roast men and women alive on account of them.
[ Hosting Saturday Night Live ] paved the way for Parks And Rec and The Grinder, the Comedy Central Roast, and that whole side of my career.
It may not be possible to get rare roast beef but if you're willing to settle for well done, ask them to hold the sweetened library paste that passes for gravy.
May the strength of Ares and wisdom of Athena see you through. (Eros) And may Hades roast your hoary soul. (Julian)
You have to sit by the side of a river a very long time before a roast duck will fly into your mouth.
A whole trout is the ultimate Sunday table centrepiece to replace a hearty roast. It looks a little retro with the radish and cucumber scales, but this also adds freshness and acidity.
For there is surely nothing more beautiful in this world than the sight of a lone man facing single-handedly a half a ton of angry pot roast!
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
Everything good in there, T? Niko quipped. You need backup or anything? Bag of marshmallows to roast over that little campfire you just started?
I felt once more how simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little brazier, the sound of the sea. Nothing else.
Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat.
You could probably get through life without knowing how to roast a chicken, but the question is, would you want to?
As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses.
I love roast dinners, simple avocado salads, spicy Vietnamese papaya salad, all fish and seafood, a good steak.
I do a big roast of Trump during my set now - which I clearly expanded on - because there's so much to make fun of him about now.