Top 474 Rubber Ducks Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on November 15, 2024.
A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums.
We really owe a great deal to the rubber tree.
Do this rubber guard stuff and I'll punch you in the nose.
I've been coming back like a rubber ball for years.
Hey you! Don't be silly! Put a rubber on your willie!
Proverbial wisdom counsels against risk and change. But sitting ducks fare worst of all.
When I used to have braces, I would match my rubber bands to the season.
Every studio needs a rubber chicken.
I've always looked upon the Ducks as caricature human beings. Perhaps I've been years writing in that middle world that J.R.R. Tolkien describes, and never knew it.
Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs.
Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.
A rubber neck is a necessary part of equipment.
If I ever complain about my job, hit me with a rubber hose.
Mandarin ducks mate for life and will die of loneliness if separated from their chosen mate.
I've always said the key to killing a lot of mallards if you live on the East Coast is to move west. The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
He whines, he complains, he ducks out of the most obvious responsibility. He is vain, petty and maddening, but he doesn't ever quit.
I'm just a Westside lover, I leave females in my sheets and all my feelings in a rubber.
I wore so much rubber when I was at MGM, I bumped into the wall once, and I ricocheted.
Even Sachin used to get ducks during his career. There are ups and downs in every athlete's career.
AAP's Punjab Convener is not a rubber stamp.
Advice and consent does not mean rubber stamp in the Senate.
After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.
One is never alone with a rubber duck.
I'm an expert cook when it comes to preparing the quail, ducks, geese and wild turkeys that I hunt on the farm.
It's incredible how much money you can make on a rubber toy.
I'm not someone who wears shades all the time and ducks into a darkened car in case I'm recognized - that would be absolute misery.
Coaches are like ducks. Calm on top, but paddling underneath. Believe me, there's a lot of leg movement.
If you know anything about ducks, you know a baby duck will imprint itself on you. It misses its mother.
I've always said the rubber duck is a yellow catalyst.
Only Dunlop has seen more rubber than I have
I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
For me, it's just a pleasure to be out in the community wearing my Ducks logo on shirts and hats and so forth in representing the team.
'Daredevil' is incredible, but I mean, 'The Mighty Ducks' put me in a conversation that I wasn't in before. I feel like I owe a lot of my career to being in those movies.
The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the eyes follow you around the room.
Use a rubber spatula when you make eggs. Maybe a wooden spoon.
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!
I'm crazy about ducks and swans and geese, so I don't eat foie gras. I try to eat organic.
I do not intend to allow the Senate to rubber-stamp the president's plan to reward the Chinese Communists.
Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.
I can do a really good animal impression! I'm great at ducks, cats, dogs, and occasionally dolphins.
When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there.
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
I think places that need the rubber duck the most are the ones in distress.
Undercook swordfish, and you get rubber. Overcook it, and you lose the fat and succulence.
I'd rather be the guy you can turn to in a high-pressure scenario than a dead rubber.
He's a million rubber bands in his resilience.
Every time I toe the rubber, it's no different for me than it was in the World Series.
Take off your rubber and there's one more inside her, it's not yours, who can it be?
Everyone knows an ant, can't, move a rubber tree plant.
A lot of young girls together is a romantic secret thing like the first sight of wild ducks at dawn.
You can't get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead.
When we get off the line in skating we kind of look like little ducks running.
He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber.
Nobody criticizes the 'Mighty Ducks' trilogy and gets away with it. Nobody!
Money changes all the iron rules into rubber bands.
Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!
