Top 1200 Sad Dog Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.

Our moral reasoning is plagued by two illusions. The first illusion can be called the wag-the-dog illusion: We believe that our own moral judgment (the dog) is driven by our own moral reasoning (the tail). The second illusion can be called the wag-theother-dog's-tail illusion: In a moral argument, we expect the successful rebuttal of an opponent's arguments to change the opponent's mind. Such a belief is like thinking that forcing a dog's tail to wag by moving it with your hand will make the dog happy.

I remember, when I was 7, my dad found a pregnant dog on the railroad track one day and brought her home. So my mom explained about how this dog was married but that her husband had passed away - she didn't want me to even think that a dog could have babies without being married.

My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.

I've been asked several times since the book Love and Trouble came out, "Are you still sad?" And I'm not, not in the way I was before. I do feel like it was a season in hell that I passed through. But now I'm in despair and sad and confused every day because of our political situation. So the question is: Is it harder or easier to be sad with a reason?

I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!

From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.

We had a dog who was named Pushinka, who was given to my father by a Soviet official. And we trained that dog to slide down the slide we had in the back of the White House. Sliding the dog down that slide is probably my first memory.

He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls.

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.

She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just takes time.

You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die.

My father said that I was lower than a dog, because even a dog believes in God.

I can't speak American dog very well. There was a lot of improvisation with Uggie - like when I put the dog on the table or sometimes I follow him, sometimes he follows me. I had a lot of treats in my pocket. We worked with Omar Von Muller, the dog trainer. It was very easy because it was a big movie.

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!

They say the smart dog obeys but the smarter dog knows when to disobey.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

Hunger and fear are the only realities in dog life: an empty stomach makes a fierce dog.

I should get a dog. I would get a rescue dog. I like mutts; I don't care. I would probably get a three-legged dog no one else would want.

My dog, Puffy. The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn't pose. He isn't aware of the camera.

I'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person."

But they never last, the golden days. And it can be sad, the sun in the afternoon, can't it? Yes, it can be sad, the afternoon sun, sad and frightening.

Love for a dog during childhood is one of the deepest and purest emotions we are ever likely to have, and it remains with us for the rest of our lives. For some people, their first experience with love is with a dog. The fact that the dog returns the love so fiercely, so openly, so unambivalently, is for many children a unique and lasting experience.

The strangest thing has happened. I really missed my dog. That's never happened to me before. You know, on a long tour you do hear people saying they miss their pets. I never have. But last night I started really missing my dog. It's very odd, 'cause I don't have a dog.

The time comes to every dog when it ceases to care for people merely for biscuits or bones, or even for caresses, and walks out of doors. When a dog really loves, it prefers the person who gives it nothing, and perhaps is too ill ever to take it out for exercise, to all the liberal cooks and active dog-boys in the world.

I believe a calm dog is a happy, obedient dog that won't get into trouble.

Knowing how to use your voice so it makes sense to your dog, using words in a way your dog can understand, correcting him without creating fear, praising him properly, and doing it all at the proper time are critical skills to develop if your dog is to learn from you.

A dog came to my door, so I gave him a bone, the dog took the bone into the back yard and buried it. I'm going to go plant a tree there, with bones on it, then the dog will come back and say, "Shoot! It worked! I must distribute these bones equally for I have a green paw!"

I am his Highness' dog at Kew; Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?

Sometimes we are given exactly what we need. The precise people that you need the most come stumbling into your life. Sometimes you don't notice, and this is very sad. Sometimes you lose them again. This is sad too, but not as sad. Because what you have once had together you have forever.

I've never been without a dog. I've made trips across the country with a dog.

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart.

Politics are not my concern.... They impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies.

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day.

It's a dog-eat-dog world when it comes to music and how people perceive it.

I'm challenging the assumption that you need to be a dog-eat-dog person to survive in a corporate environment.

The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous.

We're no longer arguing about riding in the back of the bus, but being the bus driver or the president of the bus company. We're not pushing for the right to buy the hot dog, but selling the hot dog and the right to own the hot dog franchise.

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.

It's a big mistake when encyclopedias say "loyal" - this dog, this breed has this ability to be loyal, to be a one person dog. I don't agree with that. I think all dogs are honest, all dogs have integrity, all dogs are loyal and they're all capable of loving you. It doesn't come from the breed. It comes from the dog.

Be sure to incorporate your pooch into your daily activities to make her feel like a true family member. You can do this by signing your dog's name - or her paw print - on birthday cards, by getting 'from our dog to your dog' holiday cards, or by including your dog when asked the number of family members in your household. These small, considerate actions will make you an ideal petowner.

I don't have much time for the 'sad clown' thing. It's only associated with comedians because of the disparity between feeling like that and what we do for a living. I bet there are loads of sad bankers and sad dentists. We just don't notice because they aren't bringing that much joy to the world.

A lot of passes that I throw, some of them are kind of thread-the-needle type of passes, and I know Year 1 or Year 2 Bam wouldn't have done that. But you've gotta take the leash off the dog. What's scarier, a dog with a leash walking with a person or a dog with nobody around him?

On a dog sled team, unless you're the lead dog the view never changes.

If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.

It is a much more straightforward thing to be a dog, and a dog's love, once given, is not reconsidered.

The unvarnished truth is that a trained dog is a perishable commodity. Few things are so subject to deterioration. It is almost as hard-and it takes almost as good a hunter-to keep a dog good as to make one as good. Eternal vigilance is the price of a good bird dog, regardless of who you are, or where and how virtuously you live.

I would have to go back to being a dog. I've called myself a dog for many years.

The dog has made man their God, if the dog was an atheist, it would be perfect.

A dog is a vehicle, you know, a dog is a window to Mother Nature and that's the closest species we have.

A dog is a vehicle, you know; a dog is a window to Mother Nature, and that's the closest species we have.

I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog.

A human being having a full emotional conversation with a dog is funny, innately. It's one of those things where you get in a scene and you always go for what is the best joke, and a talking dog for some reason, whatever he says, is hilarious." (about his role wiht a talking dog in the forthcoming MEN IN BLACK sequel.

The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.

It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.

Well, let me leave it at this: if God does exist, He would have a great deal be sad about. And if He doesn’t exist, then that too would make Him quite sad, I imagine. So to answer your question, God must be sad.

Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away.