Top 207 Sandwiches Quotes & Sayings

They have a few drinks, and maybe the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.

Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest

Life is precious, so I ought to spend my days, you know, making sandwiches for homeless people and tending to the elderly in hospice care. Life is precious, so I should give everything away, except that I live in the world. And in the world, I actually have needs and wants, and I value my needs and wants. And I live in the world, and I can't just go make sandwiches every day because I also have to take kids to school. I also have to, you know, write books because that's my livelihood.

Fika is a bit like afternoon tea but with coffee and pastries instead of sandwiches.

I happen to enjoy grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches.

I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple

My husband is one of those guys who just loves sandwiches - breakfast, lunch, or dinner!

One day old Thrashbarg said that Almighty Bob had declared that he, Thrashbarg, was to have first pick of the sandwiches. The villagers asked him when this had happened, exactly, and Thrashbarg said it had happened yesterday, when they weren't looking. 'Have faith,' Old Thrashbarg said, 'or burn!' They let him have first pick of the sandwiches. It seemed easiest.

A naked lunch is natural to us We eat reality sandwiches. But allegories are so much lettuce. Don't hide the madness.

I actually got discovered in my hometown of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania by a man who worked at a place that sold barbecue sandwiches!

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

When my mother would make me sandwiches for school - zucchini and eggs, pepper and eggs, everything was with eggs - the oil would drip out of the bag. She didn't care if I lost the sandwich - she wanted that brown bag back. She used to give me artichoke sandwiches. You have no idea how embarrassing it is to sit in the schoolyard eating an artichoke with a piece of bread. A lot of kids didn't know what it was, they'd say, Look at that guy eating flowers!

Hummus has been my saviour. I've used it in every form: on sandwiches, rotis, with veggies and meat.

There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed.

Open-faced sandwiches take risks and live big and smile with all their teeth. These are the people I want to be around.

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

By and large, we're a bread-eating culture. People like sandwiches. We don't really over-think that one.

A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them.

I spent five years in Dublin as a stand-up, living on pea sandwiches. But at times I quite enjoyed the bohemian penniless existence.

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.

My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.

Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.

If I became lost in the multiverse, exploring infinite parallel dimensions, my only criterion for settling down somewhere would be whether or not I could find you: and once I did, I'd stay there even if it was a world ruled by giant spider-priests, or one where killer robots won the Civil War, or even a world where sandwiches were never invented, because you'd make it the best of all possible worlds anyway, and plus we could get rich off inventing sandwiches.

Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.

Then a miracle occurred in the form of a plate of sandwiches. Geryon took three and buried his mouth in a delicious block of white bread filled with tomatoes and butter and salt. He thought about how delicious it was, how he liked slippery foods, how slipperiness can be of different kinds. I am a philosopher of sandwiches, he decided. Things good on the inside.

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.

It was just really odd to be in a room with Ian McKellen sharing cucumber sandwiches.

My favorite Subway sandwiches are meatball and chipotle chicken.

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace.

Before you trade sandwiches, check between the bread.

When traveling, I carry sandwiches and fruits to avoid eating restaurant food.

I spent my first 10 years in the Commonwealth. I come from cricket, crumpets, cucumber sandwiches, the Queen.

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.

I can afford to get Tescos finest sandwiches rather than the basic ones.

Blue was a fanciful, but sensible thing. Like a platypus, or one of those sandwiches that had been cut into circles for a fancy tea party.

To a large extent, we're working hard to fulfill the consumer demand for Subway sandwiches.

Good tuna-fish sandwiches; he’s the tallest man I’ve ever seen! (Pam)

Mum was ahead of the curve with healthy lunchboxes with grapes in sandwiches. There was always an apricot, raisins and pieces of apple.

It's not in the tradition: not even the schoolkids have hot lunches in Norway. They bring a couple of sandwiches from home.

Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches.

I try to cover three food groups at breakfast. I see that as a licence to eat rubbish for the rest of the day. Touring equals a lot of sandwiches.

I can't go out there and just eat turkey sandwiches and hamburgers all day because that's not going to make my body perform at the level that it can.

When I was a kid, my mother used to feed me mashed-potato sandwiches, brussel sprout sandwiches; my brain cells were starving from lack of food. I'll eat anything. I'll eat dirt.

I love Vegemite sandwiches, Milo, ham sandwiches, chicken breasts, and that's all I used to eat. I wouldn't eat anything else. So at home there was always two sets of dinner, one for Mum and Dad and one for me, because I was so fussy.

In Huntington Beach, California, three police instructors lost their jobs after ordering two cadets who were caught smoking to eat cigarette sandwiches as punishment. And of course the tobacco companies are thinking, 'Cigarette sandwiches - what a great idea.'

I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.

I don't like to eat a big lunch, so even if I'm working I still tend to stick to sandwiches or salad.

When I'm in L.A., I have salads, sandwiches, and soups all the time. Eating in New York, I feel like I have to have pizza and bagels while I'm here!

sex is like sandwiches, there has to be something in between.

I cannot starve myself. I'm a foodie! I make fabulous pastas, Indian food, parathas and club sandwiches!

I'm not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things.

Chickweed is regarded by most gardeners as just that - a weed - but is excellent in sandwiches or salads.

I can afford to get Tesco's finest sandwiches rather than the basic ones.

Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.

If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches they will take sandwiches.

I love salads and vegetable sandwiches.

My first date was when I was in school. I remember I took her out, and we had sandwiches because I didn't have any money, but it was fun.

I want to bring love handles and eating sandwiches back.

I sometimes take leftover food from craft services and give away a bunch of sandwiches on my way home.