Top 723 Santa Clause Quotes & Sayings - Page 4
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Last updated on November 15, 2024.
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
Give your main clause a little space. Prose is not like boxing; the skilled writer deliberately telegraphs his punch, knowing that the reader wants to take the message directly on the chin.
I had always heard of Bad Santa one but I hadn't seen it, but it was sort of legendary.
He's got a rematch clause in his contract but I'm not sure if he's going to want to exercise that rematch but if he does, I'd happily oblige. I'll go over to Canada and give him another whooping.
In no part of the Constitution is more wisdom to be found than in the clause which confides the question of war or peace to the legislature, and not the executive department. ... The trust and the temptation would be too great for any one man.
I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora
I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.
Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.
Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara.
I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus.
It's called the Santa Claus effect; the holiday period is traditionally a strong cycle.
I grew up in Davenport, Iowa, but I moved to Santa Clarita, California, when I was 6.
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.
George Martin looks like Santa Claus, but he's got a wonderfully disturbed mind.
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty.
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.
Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able to do the show.
I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.
I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.
I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much.
Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus.
What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?
I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.
I wore a Santa hat for a whole year in high school.
I have more faith in Santa Claus now than I do an exec.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
When I go home to Santa Cruz, I'm the same girl as when I grew up.
What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?
Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.
I never saw Black Santa growing up. I would have loved to.
Approving some religious claims while deeming others unworthy of accommodation could be 'perceived as favoring one religion over another,' the very 'risk the [Constitution's] Establishment Clause was designed to preclude.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
The applicability of the Establishment Clause to public funding of benefits to religious schools was settled in Everson v. Board of Ed. of Ewing, which inaugurated the modern era of establishment doctrine.
If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause.
I split my time between Santa Barbara and Aspen. I live on a pretty fast horse.
The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present.
I keep 3 hos but don't call me Santa And I'm and I'm flyer than reindeers in winter
I'm from Santa Cruz in Northern California, and the 49ers were my dad and I's bonding time.
My dad founded the 'Rancho Santa Fe Times' and won a lot of journalism awards.
I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me.
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.
We filmed 'Expelled' in Santa Clarita at an all-girl's school. There were twelve hour days.
I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus.
Santa Barbara's gorgeous. It's just a perfect little getaway.
I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.
The principle inherent in the clause that prohibits pointless infliction of excessive punishment when less severe punishment can adequately achieve the same purposes invalidates the punishment.
Rumors that the sun is out at Santa Ynez are without foundation," the radio said.
The average politician goes through a sentence like a man exploring a disused mine shaft-blind, groping, timorous and in imminent danger of cracking his shins on a subordinate clause or a nasty bit of subjunctive.
'The Santa Claus' with Tim Allen, I watch it in July. I think he's so funny.
To really be tortured by a song, it needs to be more than just something you don't like or don't get; it has to make your skin crawl by getting under it. Strangely, that last clause could describe provocative or daring music, as well.
Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo.
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
Part of our job as quote-unquote 'celebrities' is that we can gather people around things that are important. I think it should be a requisite - there should be a clause in the contract that you have to give back.
Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.
Meeting the real Santa? Another first I'll never forget.
Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.
I think one of the reasons we have children is to believe everything all over again. And I'm not talking Santa, here, either.
I had been warned not to get on a motorcycle, sort of. I think there is a clause in most general basic contracts to keep yourself in one piece and not alter your looks without telling them first.
Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you.
