Top 723 Santa Clause Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.

In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus.

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

A born terror, a rebel without a pause... Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus?

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist.

Now, take the Constitution according to its plain reading, and I defy the presentation of a single pro-slavery clause in it. On the other hand it will be found to contain principles and purposes, entirely hostile to the existence of slavery.

The Establishment Clause stands as an expression of principle on the part of the Founders of our Constitution that religion is too personal, too sacred, too holy, to permit its 'unhallowed perversion' by a civil magistrate.

If you go to a restaurant with Tom Cruise, it's like walking in with Santa Claus. Everybody is in a better mood because he's there.

Because of these layaway angels, many children did not have to wonder why Santa skipped them in 2011.

I want to be able to let people who aren't used to seeing a Santa of color say, 'Wow, there he is.' It's time for America to diversify.

In 1938, I. G. Farben sent a letter to (a major drug firm), one of its American subsidiaries, (that)..all advertising contracts must contain '...a legal clause whereby the contract is immediately cancelled if overnight the attitude of the paper toward Germany should be changed.

I went off to the University of California, Santa Barbara, on a boatload of loans, sights set on becoming a doctor or a lawyer.

I've always said that I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I could make a great movie about him if I set my mind to it.

I loved being a troublemaker. At Santa Monica High, I would smoke on campus, go barefoot, anything.

For Secret Santa a few years ago, I bought one of the lads I used to play with a block of cheese.

OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

No, there are some location shoots in Vegas, maybe four trips a year. It's shot in Santa Clarita, CA.

Most Americans have probably heard the song 'Santa Claus Is Coming to Town' about a billion times in the supermarket alone.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

The Free Exercise Clause protects the individual from any coercive measure that encourages him toward one faith or creed, discourages him from another, or makes it prudent or desirable for him to select one and embrace it.

I didn't grow up in church. I had no concept of God - existence, I - the name Jesus was synonymous with tooth fairy and Santa Claus.

I would have had a clause in my contract; I would've definitely put some fine print in my contract that said, "If the president leaves, I'm leaving." That'd be the bottom line.

The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus.

Most of the holiday movies I enjoy, like 'It's a Wonderful Life,' don't really involve Santa.

Christmases past, my sister Carolyn and I - we'd been waiting for Santa all night. Nothing! Where is this man?

The most emphatic place in a clause or sentence is the end. This is the climax; and, during the momentary pause that follows, that last word continues, as it were, to reverberate in the reader's mind. It has, in fact, the last word.

I love Santa Barbara and have always dreamed of someday having enough money to have a spot up there.

The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.

I just discovered the Santa Monica flea market, every Sunday. I go weekly. There's a lot of interesting things there.

God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.

Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.

When I was a kid, I believed in Santa Claus. But it was very tough because in the Dominican... there are not a lot of rich people there.

He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing out-of-uniform Santa.

I want to create resolution and inclusion, so I created Black Santa because his eyes see no color.

I'm not a big fan of the tchotchkes. It always reminds me of a grandma's stuffy home with a million Santa dolls.

I think that marriage vows should include an escape clause that says the contract is broken if one party ups and makes a big switch in religion or politics or aesthetic taste. I mean, these shifts just aren't fair, and we need an easier way out.

One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

The Court's majority holds that the Establishment Clause is no bar to Ohio's payment of tuition at private religious elementary and middle schools under a scheme that systematically provides tax money to support the schools' religious missions.

Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

We were wised up early to not celebrating our birthdays and that there was no Santa Claus and no magic.

Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! ? #rebelheart

I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out.

If the Pilgrims had landed in Santa Monica Bay rather than Boston, we'd have six states out here!

The Grecian’s maxim would indeed be a sweeping clause in Literature; it would reduce many a giant to a pygmy; many a speech to a sentence; and many a folio to a primer.

Following the Santa Anita Derby, Medina Spirit developed dermatitis on his hind end.

The Supreme Court, in 2005, emphasized and contrasted the great power of Congress under the Commerce Clause to regulate interstate commerce versus much more limited federal power under the discarded Articles of Confederation.

I had been pulled over quite a bit by police officers, especially in Santa Monica and Culver City.

A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.

Luckily, I always travel with a book, just in case I have to wait on line for Santa, or some such inconvenience.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.

Santa Barbara people are conservative-not like in L.A., where everybody wears rhinestones on their glasses to show that they own an airplane factory.

Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.

The Supreme Court has never ruled that Congress can use the Commerce Clause to require individuals to engage in an activity they have chosen to avoid. Yet that is precisely what Obamacare does: It forces Americans without health insurance to purchase coverage. Such a requirement is unprecedented and unconstitutional.