Top 573 Santa Fe Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

Everybody has the idea of Santa in their head and in their heart.

By the way, Santa just is white.

Santa was a fake.

Do you miss Wales?” Tessa inquired. Will shrugged lightly. “What’s to miss? Sheep and singing,” he said. “And the ridiculous language. Fe hoffwn i fod mor feddw, fyddai ddim yn cofio fy enw.” “What does that mean?” “It means ‘I wish to get so drunk I no longer remember my own name,’ Quite useful.

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So, we keep buying magazines, joining clubs, and doing therapy and watching movies with hit pop songs played over love montages all in a pathetic attempt to explain why our love Santa keeps getting caught in the chimney.

I'm the only one who still believes in Santa Claus!

I read in the newspaper that the Catholic Church finally decided that it had been theologically improper to try to convert the Jews. Whoops! Sorry for all those inquisitions, crusades, and autos-da-fe. Previous popes were wrong - infallible, perhaps, but wrong.

Maybe Santa Claus is real. Here's the problem: reality.

I live in Santa Cruz. I moved here in 1974 and couldn't leave.

Barcelona is very similar to Santa Monica.

It appears an extraordinary thing to me, that since there is such a diabolical spirit in the depravity of human nature, as persecution for difference of opinion in religious tenets, there never happened to be any inquisition, any auto da fe, any crusade, among the Pagans.

La parole humaine est comme un chaudron fe" le o u' nous battons des me lodies a' faire danser les ours, quand on voudrait attendrir les e toiles. Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out tunes for bears to dance to, when all the time we are longing to move the stars to pity.

I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus.

Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote.

Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus.

I keep three hoes, But don't'call me Santa

I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Everything that you want Santa to be, he is.

I was one of the wildest Santa Clauses they ever had.

I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

I used Vamps as a casting couch! I pretty much did, because I was casting 'L!fe Happens' while I was on the set of Vamps, and anybody I had ever worked with, I asked to be in this movie.

Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny should take a few pointers from the mutual-fund industry. All three are trying to pull off elaborate hoaxes. But while Santa and the bunny suffer the derision of eight year olds everywhere, actively-managed stock funds still have an ardent following among otherwise clear-thinking adults. This continued loyalty amazes me. Reams of statistics prove that most of the fund industry's stock pickers fail to beat the market.

I'm concerned about my daughter because she will not believe in Santa Claus. No matter what I say to her, she just doesn't buy it, and she's 2. I refuse to give it up. I say, 'There is a Santa Claus,' and she says, 'Okay, Mommy. In pretend world, right?' She really doesn't believe.

David S. Pumpkins could be Halloween's Santa!

I live in a cabin in Santa Cruz.

I should like to know which is worse: to be ravished a hundred times by pirates, and have a buttock cut off, and run the gauntlet of the Bulgarians, and be flogged and hanged in an auto-da-fe, and be dissected, and have to row in a galley -- in short, to undergo all the miseries we have each of us suffered -- or simply to sit here and do nothing?' That is a hard question,' said Candide.

Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus.

I'm not going to make a present of Santa.

I was born in L.A. In Santa Monica, actually.

It's like giving up a belief in Santa Claus.

Jesus is Santa Claus for Adults.

All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.

What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?

The Santa Claus principle liquidates itself.

I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12!

I have more faith in Santa Claus now than I do an exec.

God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

Santa Barbara's gorgeous. It's just a perfect little getaway.

I wore a Santa hat for a whole year in high school.

We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus; but our ideas about Santa Claus change, mature and become more nuanced, whereas our ideas of God can remain at a rather infantile level.

It is sad that it was necessary that Santa Barbara should be the example that had to bring it to the attention of the American people. What is involved is the use of our resources of the sea and of the land in a more effective way and with more concern for preserving the beauty and the natural resources that are so important to any kind of society that we want for the future. The Santa Barbara incident has frankly touched the conscience of the American people.

If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and see if he climbs down any chimneys tonight. Good luck. And since we're a family that isn't lucky enough to have a chimney, how would Santa get into our house? Does he bring a locksmith with him? And it probably would have to be a Jewish locksmith, because a Christian locksmith is going to want to be home with his family. And how many Jewish locksmiths are there? None.

Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus.

I started on the beach in Santa Barbara with my father when I was six.

I stand with the Santa Barbara News-Press. How about you?

I knew there was no Santa when I was, like, 5.

I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora

Today is [the feast of] Santa Rita, Patron Saint of impossible things - but this seems impossible: let us ask of her this grace, this grace that all, all, all people would do good and that we would encounter one another in this work, which is a work of creation, like the creation of the Father. A work of the family, because we are all children of God, all of us, all of us! And God loves us, all of us! May Santa Rita grant us this grace, which seems almost impossible. Amen.

I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.

The real Santa Claus is at the mall.

Meeting the real Santa? Another first I'll never forget.

The illusion that you could hold to yourself the things you most want and lose the things you least wanted to keep..?s the struggle of l?fe.

I think Santa Claus is, by and large, quite beneficial, for when the child is finally allowed -- or forced -- to recognize the nonexistence of Santa Claus, then the child is able to go through the vital intellectual process of reconstructing reality in light of new evidence, complete with back-forming new stories to account for past events. This prepares the child for many other disillusionments and gives her vital and well-supported experience in maintaining her grip on reality independent of the stories told to her at any given time.

For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.

Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.

You can't trick The Universe - it's like Santa Claus that way.