Top 573 Santa Fe Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

I think one of the reasons we have children is to believe everything all over again. And I'm not talking Santa, here, either.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

I keep 3 hos but don't call me Santa And I'm and I'm flyer than reindeers in winter

It's called the Santa Claus effect; the holiday period is traditionally a strong cycle.

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able to do the show.

When I go home to Santa Cruz, I'm the same girl as when I grew up.

Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.

I split my time between Santa Barbara and Aspen. I live on a pretty fast horse.

Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.

I had always heard of Bad Santa one but I hadn't seen it, but it was sort of legendary.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist.

For Secret Santa a few years ago, I bought one of the lads I used to play with a block of cheese.

Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! ? #rebelheart

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

We were wised up early to not celebrating our birthdays and that there was no Santa Claus and no magic.

The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.

A born terror, a rebel without a pause... Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus?

I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much.

Mi fe no descansa en lo que soy, o lo que seré, o como me siento, o lo que sé, sino en lo que Cristo és, en lo que él ha hecho, y en lo que él está haciendo en mí - My faith rests not in what I am, or shall be, or feel, or know, but in what Christ is, in what He has done, and in what He is now doing for me.

Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.

'The Santa Claus' with Tim Allen, I watch it in July. I think he's so funny.

A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty.

Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-” “It’s Herman Melville.

I grew up in Davenport, Iowa, but I moved to Santa Clarita, California, when I was 6.

The great religious ages were notable for their indifference to human rights... not only for acquiescence in poverty, inequality, exploitation and oppression, but also for enthusiastic justifications for slavery, persecution, abandonment of small children, torture, and genocide... Moreover, religion enshrined hierarchy, authority, and inequality... It was the age of equality that brought about the disappearance of such religious appurtenances as the auto-da-fe and burning at the stake.

Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you.

I'm from Santa Cruz in Northern California, and the 49ers were my dad and I's bonding time.

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.

A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.

If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.

The worst gift I have ever gotten on Christmas is going to see Tim Allen in 'The Santa Clause.'

Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus.

The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus.

I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.

George Martin looks like Santa Claus, but he's got a wonderfully disturbed mind.

Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.

A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.

I never saw Black Santa growing up. I would have loved to.

Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara.

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

We filmed 'Expelled' in Santa Clarita at an all-girl's school. There were twelve hour days.

I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus.

Christmases past, my sister Carolyn and I - we'd been waiting for Santa all night. Nothing! Where is this man?

I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me.

The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present.

Rumors that the sun is out at Santa Ynez are without foundation," the radio said.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

Most of the holiday movies I enjoy, like 'It's a Wonderful Life,' don't really involve Santa.