I'm an avid mountain biker - complete bike nut is probably more accurate. I've even bought a house in the Santa Monica Mountains.
I went off to the University of California, Santa Barbara, on a boatload of loans, sights set on becoming a doctor or a lawyer.
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
I just discovered the Santa Monica flea market, every Sunday. I go weekly. There's a lot of interesting things there.
Because of these layaway angels, many children did not have to wonder why Santa skipped them in 2011.
The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.
He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing out-of-uniform Santa.
No, there are some location shoots in Vegas, maybe four trips a year. It's shot in Santa Clarita, CA.
To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.
Not everyone in Santa Monica is a well-heeled, juice-cleansing, Prius-driving yogini, but for better or worse, that is the city's dominant chord.
When I was a kid, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, my stuffed animals - they were real. There is the tremendous suspension of disbelief that you have as a child. It's harder as an adult.
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
One of my first bartending gigs was on Santa Monica Boulevard at Doug Weston's Troubadour, a very famous live music venue.
The government and its chiefs do not have the powers of the mythical Santa Claus. They cannot spend except by taking out of the pockets of some people for the benefit of others.
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.
I want to be able to let people who aren't used to seeing a Santa of color say, 'Wow, there he is.' It's time for America to diversify.
I'll never take another picture with a mall Santa after having a cup of joe with the confirmed real big guy.
Santa Cruz is blessed not only with natural wonders, but also with gifted souls who can fashion nature's bounty into man-made treasures.
We're not mad at God, just like atheists don't hate Santa or Unicorns, they're just not there!
I had been pulled over quite a bit by police officers, especially in Santa Monica and Culver City.
There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.
I love Santa Barbara and have always dreamed of someday having enough money to have a spot up there.
Following the Santa Anita Derby, Medina Spirit developed dermatitis on his hind end.
When I was a kid, I believed in Santa Claus. But it was very tough because in the Dominican... there are not a lot of rich people there.
I've always said that I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I could make a great movie about him if I set my mind to it.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
I loved being a troublemaker. At Santa Monica High, I would smoke on campus, go barefoot, anything.
I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus!
I want to create resolution and inclusion, so I created Black Santa because his eyes see no color.
If the Pilgrims had landed in Santa Monica Bay rather than Boston, we'd have six states out here!
I didn't grow up in church. I had no concept of God - existence, I - the name Jesus was synonymous with tooth fairy and Santa Claus.
Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it.
Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year.
This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found.
Keeping the magic alive can be as simple as going to the mall to sit on Santa's lap or reading special stories on Christmas Eve.
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.
I usually like to throw on some flip flops and go to a really nice lunch in Venice, or Santa Monica, or stay in and cook dinner.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.
Anybody that doesn't like Netflix, that's like saying you hate Santa Claus.
What I want for Christmas is to be a Japanese pop star. [Laughs] Santa can't exactly put that under the tree, but I'm hoping that some magic will happen overseas.
I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out.
Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.
In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus.
Santa Barbara people are conservative-not like in L.A., where everybody wears rhinestones on their glasses to show that they own an airplane factory.
When I graduated from Santa Monica High in 1927, I was voted the girl most likely to succeed. I didn't realize it would take so long.
When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto it a kind of sentiment.
If you go to a restaurant with Tom Cruise, it's like walking in with Santa Claus. Everybody is in a better mood because he's there.
I never heard the Gospel until I was 18 years old. Jesus Christ... the name was synonymous to me as the Tooth Fairy or Santa Claus.
I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.
Most Americans have probably heard the song 'Santa Claus Is Coming to Town' about a billion times in the supermarket alone.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
I think we have to believe in things we don't see. That's really important for all of us, whether it's your religion or Santa Claus, or whatever. That's pretty much what it's about.
Luckily, I always travel with a book, just in case I have to wait on line for Santa, or some such inconvenience.
I'm not a big fan of the tchotchkes. It always reminds me of a grandma's stuffy home with a million Santa dolls.
My freshman year in college, I got a job working security. This was a high-tech building in Santa Clara, engineers coming in and out all the time.
OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.
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