Top 561 Santa Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?

I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa.

David S. Pumpkins could be Halloween's Santa!

Santa Barbara's gorgeous. It's just a perfect little getaway.

Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote.

Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus.

I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora

I was one of the wildest Santa Clauses they ever had.

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

I never saw Black Santa growing up. I would have loved to.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

I'm the only one who still believes in Santa Claus!

Meeting the real Santa? Another first I'll never forget.

Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo.

When I go home to Santa Cruz, I'm the same girl as when I grew up.

I've always loved opera; it never occurred to me that I would write a proper libretto. One of my closest friends is a composer, Paul Moravec, and a few years ago, Paul and I were at lunch, and I said to him, "you really have to write an opera." So, he says very casually to me, "I'll do it if you write the libretto." Well, little did I know that the within a couple of years we would end up getting a commission from the Santa Fe Opera to write an opera together, "The Letter," which turned out to be the most successful commissioned opera in the history of the Santa Fe Opera.

I have more faith in Santa Claus now than I do an exec.

Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.

I wore a Santa hat for a whole year in high school.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

Barcelona is very similar to Santa Monica.

Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus.

Everybody has the idea of Santa in their head and in their heart.

Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.

I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.

Today is [the feast of] Santa Rita, Patron Saint of impossible things - but this seems impossible: let us ask of her this grace, this grace that all, all, all people would do good and that we would encounter one another in this work, which is a work of creation, like the creation of the Father. A work of the family, because we are all children of God, all of us, all of us! And God loves us, all of us! May Santa Rita grant us this grace, which seems almost impossible. Amen.

The Santa Claus principle liquidates itself.

I keep 3 hos but don't call me Santa And I'm and I'm flyer than reindeers in winter

I live in Santa Cruz. I moved here in 1974 and couldn't leave.

Maybe Santa Claus is real. Here's the problem: reality.

'The Santa Claus' with Tim Allen, I watch it in July. I think he's so funny.

I keep three hoes, But don't'call me Santa

You can't trick The Universe - it's like Santa Claus that way.

I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.

Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-” “It’s Herman Melville.

For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.

It's called the Santa Claus effect; the holiday period is traditionally a strong cycle.

Rumors that the sun is out at Santa Ynez are without foundation," the radio said.

My dad founded the 'Rancho Santa Fe Times' and won a lot of journalism awards.

I was born in L.A. In Santa Monica, actually.

I live in a cabin in Santa Cruz.

I joined the board of the Santa Fe Institute.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

I grew up in Davenport, Iowa, but I moved to Santa Clarita, California, when I was 6.

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12!

I had always heard of Bad Santa one but I hadn't seen it, but it was sort of legendary.

I stand with the Santa Barbara News-Press. How about you?

I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus.

I started on the beach in Santa Barbara with my father when I was six.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.

God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.

I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus.

It's like giving up a belief in Santa Claus.

A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty.