Top 561 Santa Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on November 10, 2024.
In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist.
I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Christmases past, my sister Carolyn and I - we'd been waiting for Santa all night. Nothing! Where is this man?
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.
I'm from Santa Cruz in Northern California, and the 49ers were my dad and I's bonding time.
The worst gift I have ever gotten on Christmas is going to see Tim Allen in 'The Santa Clause.'
I love Santa Barbara and have always dreamed of someday having enough money to have a spot up there.
If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.
I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much.
For Secret Santa a few years ago, I bought one of the lads I used to play with a block of cheese.
OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.
A born terror, a rebel without a pause...
Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus?
We were wised up early to not celebrating our birthdays and that there was no Santa Claus and no magic.
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.
I want to create resolution and inclusion, so I created Black Santa because his eyes see no color.
I split my time between Santa Barbara and Aspen. I live on a pretty fast horse.
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.
If you go to a restaurant with Tom Cruise, it's like walking in with Santa Claus. Everybody is in a better mood because he's there.
Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you.
Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able to do the show.
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present.
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.
Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.
Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! ? #rebelheart
No, there are some location shoots in Vegas, maybe four trips a year. It's shot in Santa Clarita, CA.
George Martin looks like Santa Claus, but he's got a wonderfully disturbed mind.
We filmed 'Expelled' in Santa Clarita at an all-girl's school. There were twelve hour days.
I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out.
Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus.
The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus.
I want to be able to let people who aren't used to seeing a Santa of color say, 'Wow, there he is.' It's time for America to diversify.
When I was a kid, I believed in Santa Claus. But it was very tough because in the Dominican... there are not a lot of rich people there.
Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.
Following the Santa Anita Derby, Medina Spirit developed dermatitis on his hind end.
Luckily, I always travel with a book, just in case I have to wait on line for Santa, or some such inconvenience.
If the Pilgrims had landed in Santa Monica Bay rather than Boston, we'd have six states out here!
Because of these layaway angels, many children did not have to wonder why Santa skipped them in 2011.
I went off to the University of California, Santa Barbara, on a boatload of loans, sights set on becoming a doctor or a lawyer.
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara.
Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.
I'm not a big fan of the tchotchkes. It always reminds me of a grandma's stuffy home with a million Santa dolls.
I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me.
I had been pulled over quite a bit by police officers, especially in Santa Monica and Culver City.
The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.
Most of the holiday movies I enjoy, like 'It's a Wonderful Life,' don't really involve Santa.
I think one of the reasons we have children is to believe everything all over again. And I'm not talking Santa, here, either.
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.
Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.
