Top 206 Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings

Sorry I’m so sarcastic. I feel really bad about it.

I have some sarcastic sides of me.

My films often have a very strong strain of irony, or even sarcasm, which is definitely related to homosexual camp. But it is by no means straightforward: quite often I am sincere when I appear to be sarcastic, and I am sarcastic when I appear to be sincere. I also try to contradict myself at least once a day, which is a camp must.

Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you?

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

I would love to make a sarcastic film; I am so sarcastic that even my kids are now getting used to my sarcasm. You see it a lot in British comedy because that's their sense of humour.

I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes

I never said I'm not a feminist! I wrote one column where I was being sarcastic, and I called myself a 'wombist'. Now which sane person would say that 'wombist' is a better term than feminist? I was being sarcastic, and perhaps it was my fault in not getting the point across as clearly as I would have liked to. I don't think there's any doubt.

A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. -Clary, pg.243-

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that.

I played a lot of sarcastic, wisecracking characters for a long time, and people would think that was me. And it's very much not me, and then people would think I was being sarcastic when I wasn't: 'Oh, you're making fun of me right now.' And I wasn't!

She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak.

I'm sort of a needler, sarcastic and sometimes relentless. It's just the way I roll.

She realized that this scarred, sarcastic boy, was gentle with the things he loved.

I'm a sarcastic, observational storyteller.

My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable.

a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage.

I didn't even realize I was writing songs - I thought I was just being witty and sarcastic.

When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic, and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate.

Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor

I don't know if Hillary [Clinton] was saying it in a sarcastic manner, but I'm very proud to have the endorsement of the NRA.

Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost like they feel like they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.

Every once in a while, friends leave sarcastic comments on photos. I know they're joking, but the sarcastic humor doesn't always translate well when I am sitting behind my screen reading it. In person, it's easier to play it off as a joke, but online, it can come across as offensive.

My brother and I both like sarcastic, insulting comedy, so that's a way we communicate. Somehow that's what we learned. My mom is not a really sarcastic person. She's a really sort of overly loving person, and my brother and I came out little cynical bastards.

I said [ Barack Obama], the founder of ISIS. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic.But not that sarcastic, to be honest with you.

I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes.

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

The Arabic music I listen to is extremely edgy. Ironic, sarcastic, sensual, erotic.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

very funny my sarcastic friend

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.

I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor.

The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.

Do you think it's a good idea to be sarcastic about slavery?

I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.

Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand.

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving.

I'm kind of sarcastic. Not cynical but sarcastic.

The exact meaning of irony is so narrow that the word is hardly worth using; in its broad, current definition, it's a euphemism for sarcasm. 'I'm not being sarcastic; I'm being ironic.' No, you're not. You're evading the responsibility for being sarcastic.

Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost they feel they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.

I have friends who are so sarcastic, but I never view it as mean.

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe.

I can be sarcastic.

The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time.

I've loved being the sarcastic chick, but I didn't want to be her forever.

The world is cynical and sarcastic, but that doesn't mean that that's always the truth.

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean.

You know, you have to be an optimist, a pessimist, sarcastic and pleasant all at the same time to be a photographer.

I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.

When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate.

I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.