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Last updated on December 4, 2024.
For years, I've worn my dainty gold bracelets with inspirational sayings and encouraging one-liners to motivate me in my career. I liked to look down at my wrist and be reminded of my goals.
I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.
CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.
I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving.
I'm sort of a needler, sarcastic and sometimes relentless. It's just the way I roll.
I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.
I didn't even realize I was writing songs - I thought I was just being witty and sarcastic.
In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.
People's expectations of what I'm capable of doing are very low. People have been used to hearing little one-liners and me play around.
Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.
It hurts me not to be able to communicate like I used to. I used to be pretty good at coming back, you know, quick one-liners.
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.
I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.
I think Twitter is kind of fun, it's not deep and it never will be, but it's a great way to communicate one-liners and to sort of see what people are laughing about. It's a terrific source of misinformation.
The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time.
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.
Home Depot knows 'the more they help, the more they sell'-oh by the way, for the 'bottom liners' who disagree-it's also vice-versa.
I like jokes and one-liners. I enjoy entertaining and making people laugh, being the funny man. But when I'm launched into unfamiliar environments I shut down, and as I relax then my character emerges.
She realized that this scarred, sarcastic boy, was gentle with the things he loved.
Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand.
Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and—oh." Okay. Maybe she had a point.
If you're playing things sincere in a really absurd, heightened situation, you'll achieve comedy as opposed to just saying funny lines and one-liners and stuff.
I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life.
My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable.
She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak.
The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.
a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage.
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
I can't compete with the Michael Bays of the world in regard to special effects and that kind of stuff. But you can compete in the dialogue and the one liners and the original characterisations and I think that's what people are responding to.
This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.
From the food to the Mardi Gras Indians to the brass bands and the second liners parading through the street, Jazz Fest presents New Orleans in one place.
I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.
I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.
I've gone through several cycles. When I was little, I was the cute kid with missing teeth and funny one-liners. Then I moved on to be the young guy who wanted to be a grownup.
Evangelical agencies with ready funding may have too little depth and vision to cope with the current conflict. God's kingdom is built not on perpetual motion, one-liners, and flashbulbs but on Christ.
I like lip liners over lipsticks. I have so many of them from so many different brands, so I just pick the color that works.
It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere.
Donald Trump is great at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate and he'd be a chaos president. He would not be the commander in chief we need to keep our country safe.
I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally.
Twitter is just full of silly little people enjoying being sarcastic and rude and mocking.
I'm sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I'm still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt.
Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.
I've loved being the sarcastic chick, but I didn't want to be her forever.
I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that.
My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
The Arabic music I listen to is extremely edgy. Ironic, sarcastic, sensual, erotic.
I don't know if Hillary [Clinton] was saying it in a sarcastic manner, but I'm very proud to have the endorsement of the NRA.
The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.
Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe.
I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems like I'm being rude or stupid.
I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid.
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.
Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.
Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.
I'm slightly obsessed with drag queens and performers. Their quips and their one-liners, their style, their singing... I find it fascinating. And thoroughly entertaining. I'd love to play one.
A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. -Clary, pg.243-
As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak.
You know, you have to be an optimist, a pessimist, sarcastic and pleasant all at the same time to be a photographer.
I was trying to do one-liners and it took me years to realise I just had to be myself. My fear was if I was myself and no one found it funny, I'd have nowhere left to go.
