Top 1200 Sarcastic Person Quotes & Sayings

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My father was a very unhappy person, very sarcastic, and my mother was very nervous and worried about what people thought. They weren't monsters, but it wasn't a good childhood.

I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life.

I can be sarcastic.

Barack Obama is pretty similar to the person you see in public, at press conferences. He's a little saltier, a little more sarcastic and cutting.

I'm totally an East Coast person, energetic and sarcastic. I'm not a nice L.A. person.

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes

Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor

The world is cynical and sarcastic, but that doesn't mean that that's always the truth.

I have some sarcastic sides of me.

I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes.

Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.

a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage.

Sorry I’m so sarcastic. I feel really bad about it.

A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling people may be sarcastic but lack an authentic sense of humor.

Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you?

Do you think it's a good idea to be sarcastic about slavery?

The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time.

The exact meaning of irony is so narrow that the word is hardly worth using; in its broad, current definition, it's a euphemism for sarcasm. 'I'm not being sarcastic; I'm being ironic.' No, you're not. You're evading the responsibility for being sarcastic.

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

I'm sort of a needler, sarcastic and sometimes relentless. It's just the way I roll.

I'm kind of sarcastic. Not cynical but sarcastic.

I never said I'm not a feminist! I wrote one column where I was being sarcastic, and I called myself a 'wombist'. Now which sane person would say that 'wombist' is a better term than feminist? I was being sarcastic, and perhaps it was my fault in not getting the point across as clearly as I would have liked to. I don't think there's any doubt.

I would love to make a sarcastic film; I am so sarcastic that even my kids are now getting used to my sarcasm. You see it a lot in British comedy because that's their sense of humour.

Every once in a while, friends leave sarcastic comments on photos. I know they're joking, but the sarcastic humor doesn't always translate well when I am sitting behind my screen reading it. In person, it's easier to play it off as a joke, but online, it can come across as offensive.

I'm a sarcastic, observational storyteller.

Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost they feel they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.

Throughout history in the theater and film people do like sarcastic characters, and they do like curmudgeons - if they're amusing, they do like them despite the fact that they're vitriolic, particularly if they're for the right thing. If you can see that the person is a decent person and is for the right thing, and is not just a nasty person with base motives, but someone who is a decent human but expresses himself.

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost like they feel like they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

I have friends who are so sarcastic, but I never view it as mean.

When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate.

My films often have a very strong strain of irony, or even sarcasm, which is definitely related to homosexual camp. But it is by no means straightforward: quite often I am sincere when I appear to be sarcastic, and I am sarcastic when I appear to be sincere. I also try to contradict myself at least once a day, which is a camp must.

In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe.

A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. -Clary, pg.243-

I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.

I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.

I said [ Barack Obama], the founder of ISIS. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic.But not that sarcastic, to be honest with you.

I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor.

That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I'm nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that.

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean.

She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak.

I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally.

I've loved being the sarcastic chick, but I didn't want to be her forever.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm.

It was unnerving, the way she could go from cool efficiency to sarcastic to sweet within the space of thirty seconds. I found it very manipulative and controlling. It put the other person constantly on-guard. And it was extremely intimidating because you never knew when she was going to snap. I made a mental note to refine these skills within myself.

When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic, and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate.

My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable.

My brother and I both like sarcastic, insulting comedy, so that's a way we communicate. Somehow that's what we learned. My mom is not a really sarcastic person. She's a really sort of overly loving person, and my brother and I came out little cynical bastards.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

I played a lot of sarcastic, wisecracking characters for a long time, and people would think that was me. And it's very much not me, and then people would think I was being sarcastic when I wasn't: 'Oh, you're making fun of me right now.' And I wasn't!

I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that.