Top 1200 Saturday Night Live Quotes & Sayings

My dream is to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' I'm going to do everything to make that happen.

I wanted to be on 'Saturday Night Live' since I was ten.

Arguably, the first five years of 'Saturday Night Live' were some of the most radical things ever seen on television. When NBC said, 'Okay, you can do a show from 11:30 to 1 on Saturday night,' they didn't think anyone would watch. It was like giving a piece of the candy store to the kids.

I went to New York in '87 to write for 'Saturday Night Live.'

I was pretty obsessed with 'Saturday Night Live.'

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live

We were big Saturday Night Live and Eddie Murphy fans.

Would I rather be on 'Saturday Night Live' or Snapchat? I'd rather be on 'Saturday Night Live.'

It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting "Saturday Night Live." You either sink or swim.

On 'Saturday Night Live,' you wear so many hats there. You're the prop person, the actor, you're everything.

There was this real fear in doing 'Square Pegs' after getting such a fast ride to glory on 'Saturday Night Live'. I was afraid that the word would be 'peaks early, fails to live up to promise.'

I felt like I couldn't fully be myself and accepted in my family, so I would lock myself in my room on a Saturday night and watch 'Saturday Night Live,' and that was, like, the best thing that ever happened to me.

I met Adam Sandler through 'Saturday Night Live,' and we became friends.

I remember when I was on 'Saturday Night Live' my first year, and I wasn't getting much. I was down; I was ready to quit.

If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.

When I was on 'Saturday Night Live,' all I did was work.

It was a perfectly beautiful night, as fall nights are in Washington. I walked out of the president's Oval Office, and as I walked out, I thought I might never live to see another Saturday night.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set.

If you want to know how important Portland is to me, there's no Saturday night gigs here. They weren't available. So our whole thing coming into Portland, which is going to be different from anybody else, any other city, is every night is Saturday night.

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.

From National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people.

Before I even got 'Saturday Night Live,' I was already known as the furthest thing from a goat boy. I had a stand-up routine, which I was all ready to do on HBO, before 'Saturday Night Live,' so if my routine was dependent on being a goat, I would want to quit.

Every time I see Trump on TV these days, I'm waiting for him to burst out, 'Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!' That would make sense to me - that this has all been one long 'Saturday Night Live' sketch.

We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live.

I call you once...you never dialed back. Twice...you never dialed back. Saturday morning, live, I'm on Soul Train, talkin' to Don Cornelius. Saturday night, my phone rings... Saturday night, I won't answer. Saturday night, my phone rings again... Saturday night, I don't answer.

Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.

I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.'

'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that.

I'm more of a comedian. I wouldn't mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool.

'Saturday Night Live' was the joy of my life.

'Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.

I've always kept a low profile and said no to 'Saturday Night Live' and stuff like that.

Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.

Live every day as if it were Saturday night.

I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host Saturday Night Live.

There was this real fear in doing Square Pegs after getting such a fast ride to glory on Saturday Night Live. I was afraid that the word would be peaks early, fails to live up to promise.

When I was 8 years old, I watched 'Saturday Night Live,' and I always wanted to be on there and be an entertainer.

It's interesting to play a real-life person who has already been a character on 'Saturday Night Live.'

I tend to think that there is a sophistication to everything at 'Saturday Night Live,' including the sketches.

I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.'

I never knew what I even looked like in a suit before I worked at 'Saturday Night Live.'

It's kind of hard coming from 'Saturday Night Live,' which is a sketch-driven show, to a movie.

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live.

The things I did on Saturday Night Live are going to stay as Saturday Night Live. You've never seen Eddie Murphy do a Gumby movie. There's a lot more new material inside of me.

Whatever I did on 'Saturday Night Live' is going to stay and remain on 'Saturday Night Live.'

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

We love 'I'm a Celebrity,' 'Britain's Got Talent,' 'Saturday Night Takeway,' but they're all live shows.

You can go on 'Saturday Night Live' now and not even play live.

Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.

We've played on 'Saturday Night Live' and got not even a Rolling Stone review.

The entire behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live are all Canadian.

If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live.

Before I had children, I was - everything about my life was devoted to "Saturday Night Live."

I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.'

My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.

'Saturday Night Live' has always been, you know, non-partisan - whoever's in power should probably be challenged.

I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.'

It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting 'Saturday Night Live.' You either sink or swim.