Top 183 Sausage Quotes & Sayings

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.

Stretch of I-95 has already had one brush with disaster. In 2008 two contractors from the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation stopped to get a sausage sandwich, and parked their cars under this bridge. And fortunately they wanted that sausage sandwich because they saw one of these piers with an eight foot gash in it about five inches wide. And oh, they knew automatically that this bridge was in deep trouble.

Spanish chorizo is a spicy cured sausage that's especially tasty with clams.

Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.

They say you don't want to know how sausage is made. Book coverage is like sausage in that way: better not to know exactly how the gatekeepers of mainstream media choose which books to crown as must-reads each season - just swallow it down with a cold beer and call it a night.

My favorite pizza is the real Neapolitan - Italian sausage, friarielli, mozzarella and chilli.

Sausage is a great deal like life. You get out of it about what you put into it.

Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.

I'm a vegetarian. You're a what? I don't eat meat. How can you not eat meat? I just don't. He says he does not eat meat. What? No meat? No meat. Steak? No... Chickens! No... And what about the sausage? No, no sausage, no meat! He says he does not eat any meat. Not even sausage? I know! What is wrong with him? What is wrong with you? Nothing, I just don't eat meat!

When you cook a sausage, the skin sometimes breaks and the ground meat comes apart.

Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.

The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.

I make damn good biscuits and gravy. The key is maple sausage.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

I warn you that when the princes of this world start loving you it means they are going to grind you up into battle sausage.

For many of us, it's too difficult to jump in to vegan full on because it's just so different than the way we grew up eating. But if we take small steps - like replacing cow's milk with almond or soy milk, or using veggie sausage instead of sausage made from animals - we can keep enjoying the things we grew up loving, just better versions of them.

A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet.

We kind of have some ideas for sequels. The movie [Sausage Party] ends in a way that implies a next chapter.

It's the weirdest thing. Evan [Goldberg] was just telling me how weird it is that we won't be working on Sausage Party, to which I said, "Hopefully, we'll be working on Sausage Party 2." It was almost ten years ago when we came up with the idea.

[Final diary entry:] Occupation is essential. And now with some pleasure I find that it's seven; and must cook dinner. Haddock and sausage meat. I think it is true that one gains a certain hold on sausage and haddock by writing them down.

I ate him," said the homunculus, biting into his sausage. The kids couldn't hide their looks of horror. He smiled, sausage juice running down his chin. "Oh, don't worry - I cooked him first. I'm not a barbarian.

I am always jumping into the sausage grinder and deciding, even before I’m half ground, that I don’t want to be a sausage after all.

I've never seen or heard of a healthy sausage or bacon of any kind.

Jalapeno sausage, I love that.

I'm a connoisseur of sausage.

A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney.

I do the odd pie, or quiche or sausage roll.

Think of the man who first tried German sausage.

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon.

Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage.

I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own.

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease.

Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time.

There are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation.

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle.

If I were a customer, and I was given a dish with peppers, I would hate it. I also don't like blood sausage.

I know how to make sausage, and now that I've seen how laws are made, I'll stick with sausage.

In sausage, fat is a source of both delightfully porky flavor and a springy texture. Without enough fat, sausage will be dry and tasteless.

So in order to make a large volume of sausage, you need to have a dedicated refrigerated room, where you can grind and mix and stuff and everything, because if sausage mixture gets too warm while you're forming it, it doesn't bind properly, and your sausages end up crumbly and dry.

When we think of memetic culture, it is the 'sausage factory' of the old days.

Everyone from Canada and from here contributed [to the Sausage Party] - it truly is, like, every market.

That's called a microphone. It's a big sausage that picks up everything you say - and you're starting early.

I didn't like my mouth because I always felt like it was a sausage for a bottom lip, and I have an overbite, so I can't exactly close my mouth. It's really, really hard! But now I like it because it's kind of sultry, and it's my mouth. I should say I don't consider my bottom lip a sausage lip now - I like it, but I guess I grew into it. I definitely saved a couple hundred bucks instead of getting fillers.

No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record.

I've always followed this page on Instagram called the Sausage Dog Hotel.

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

When we think of memetic culture, it is the sausage factory of the old days.

There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

I changed my diet completely. You know, I'm from Cleveland, so I've always loved sausage and red meat and all of that stuff, so now I find myself not eating any of that, no red meat, no sausage. It's basically a vegetarian diet with a little bit of fish. I drink quarts of carrot juice, quarts of cranberry juice, endless amounts of water and nothing else.

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

I have yet to meet a carnivore who doesn't love a sausage roll.

I find that quite amusing - I used to get Deborah Kerr her sausage rolls.