Top 126 Scientology Quotes & Sayings

Scientology is completely irrelevant to any of the talks that have been given to me.

I am a writer of the textbooks of scientology.

We're not playing some minor game in Scientology. It isn't cute or something to do for lack of something better. The whole agonized future of this planet, every Man, Woman and Child on it, and your own destiny for the next endless trillions of years depend on what you do here and now with and in Scientology.

There's too much - I don't know what the word is - scientology in the game.

I love talking about Scientology.

Scientology is not that different from other religions. And yet, at the same time, we don't have Anglicans doing the things that are alleged to be done in Scientology, at least in the Sea Org.

Scientology is one of the least homophobic religions. It's not very interested in the body at all.

The only way out of the Scientology church is rip the Band-Aid off and know that your eternity is not at stake and know that you're doing the right thing and know that you're involved in a damaging, hurtful cult. Just look outside, don't listen to Scientology. They are not saving the world. Don't give up your lives, don't give up your families, don't give up your friends for something that turns its back on you and is ultimately a lie. What's Scientology's selling is a lie.

But I think also you look at Scientology it is the fastest growing religion. It's helped so many people.

I don't dispute Scientology can help people; I think that is a very important fact to keep in mind.

Scientology is the only specific (cure) for radiation (atomic bomb) burns.

People often pulled into Scientology want to address personal problems in their life, and Scientology says we have technology that addresses these kinds of problems. Just focusing on the problems and trying to remedy them can be helpful.

What Scientology offers is a bigger game. You're part of an elite group saving the planet.

If I had to sum it up, the goal of Scientology is giving the person back to themselves. Like, your own power of choice.

Scientology is a model control system, a state in fact with its own courts, police, rewards and penalties.

Of all the ills of man which can be successfully processed by Scientology, arthritis ranks near the top. In skilled hands, this ailment, though misunderstood and dreaded in the past, already has begun to become history. Twenty-five hours of Scientology by an auditor who fairly understands how to process arthritis can be said to produce an invariable alleviation of the condition. Some cases, even severe ones, have responded in as little as two hours of processing, according to reports from auditors in the field.

Scientology is used to increase spiritual freedom, intelligence, ability and to produce immortality.

It's their belief, their own will, that holds people in Scientology, even oftentimes when they have been abused.

Nothing in Scientology is true for you unless you have observed it and it is true according to your observation

I definitely want to make it very clear to everybody that the educational institution that we have, the school that Will and I have, is not a Scientology school. And that, you know, I know there's been, you know, a lot of buzz around that idea and that it is not my desire to, you know, teach Scientology at all.

Without Scientology, I would be in an alley somewhere looking for dope.

From the very beginning, when you go into Scientology your world narrows down very quickly.

I grew up with Scientology - my parents at one point were clerical. It's a pragmatic philosophy, not merely a belief system. Yeah, it's had media exposure because certain luminaries do Scientology, but millions of people do it who are not celebrities. It's not a threat or some cult.

I don't have to worry about setting a good example every day for the purpose of setting an example for Scientology. We should all set a good example in life, but this was with an agenda. Now it's about accepting what is. I have no agenda other than to enjoy my life and enjoy my time with people, for however long it goes...Because I was never really able to enjoy my life. I always had to go to Scientology or give my money to Scientology or give my time to Scientology, and now I'm just able to enjoy what is in my life. I don't have anywhere to get to. This is it.

Now, get this as a technical fact, not a hopeful idea. Every time we have investigated the background of a critic of Scientology, we have found crimes for which that person or group could be imprisoned under existing law. We do not find critics of Scientology who do not have criminal pasts.

Scientology is not a terrorist organization. Scientology has used intimidating tactics and vindictive litigation.

Scientology is much more accepted in Hollywood than Jesus.

In other philosophies, my questions would get answered to some degree, but then I would have a follow-up question and there would be no answer. The logic would dead-end. In Scientology you can find answers for anything you could ever think to ask. These are not pushed off on you as, 'This is the answer, you have to believe in it.' In Scientology you discover for yourself what is true for you.

You have big names in Scientology running around pretending to be the nicest people, and they take the care to talk to you and look at you in the eye, but that's all part of the process. That's all part of being in the church - to be a good example, to ingratiate yourself to Hollywood so that they'll say, "Hey, I don't know why you're attacking Scientology." It's all purposeful. I did it, I know!

People make judgments about Scientology, but often they don't know what they're talking about.

Scientology...is not a religion.

Scientology is destructive and a rip-off.

Scientology does not teach you. It only reminds you. For the information was yours in the first place.

Scientology is probably the most stigmatized religion in America already.

Scientology is weird because it's new.

Certainly, the two things Scientology has on its side are money and lawyers, but those qualities won't save it if it can't find a way to bring new members into the fold.

Were it not for Scientology, I would either be completely insane or dead by now.

Do you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.

I have to say that the most important thing Scientology has given me is the ability to keep my integrity together.

My experience in growing up in Scientology is that it is both mentally and at times physically abusive.

The thing that sucks is that there's so much false data because people are in mystery as to what Scientology is, so they just kind of make up stuff.

Nothing in Scientology is true for you unless you have observed it and it is true according to your observation.

In Scientology, in the Ethics Conditions, as you go down from Normal through Doubt, then you get to Enemy, and, finally, near the bottom, there is Treason.

Because Scientology is perceived and conceived by Scientologists as being this salvation for mankind, you can have people that lie with a very straight face if they believe that what they are doing is protecting the Church of Scientology.

Scientology delivers what it promises under the guise of tearing away falsity, neuroses, psychoses. It creates a brainwashed, robotic version of you. It's a 'Matrix' of you, so you're communicating with people all the time using Scientology.

What are your goals? Where are you going? Why are you here? What are you? Scientology has answers to these questions, good answers that are true, answers that work for you. For the subject matter of Scientology is you.

I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can.

One of the things I have always enjoyed about Scientology is their proactive approach to journalists who are covering them.

Scientology plays an outsize role in the cast of new religions that have arisen in the 20th century and survived into the 21st.

If anyone is getting industrious trying to enturbulate [sic] or stop Scientology or its activities, I can make Captain Bligh look like a Sunday-school teacher. There is probably no limit on what I would do to safeguard Man's only road to freedom against persons who ... seek to stop Scientology or hurt Scientologists.

My mother was in Scientology my whole life. Most people don't know that we were raised in it - I didn't decide to get into it. I was brought into it by my mom.

I don't do social media of any kind. If I did, I may as well join Scientology.

Scientology helps me in acting to focus on communication.

AA makes Scientology look credible.

The thing that sucks is that there’s so much false data because people are in mystery as to what Scientology is, so they just kind of make up stuff.

Scientology's a slow process in the beginning. It teaches basic principles of life - do unto others as you'd have done to you and be responsible. Then there are little courses that cost a little bit of money and you start to learn the concepts of Scientology, kind of like, "Scientology's a new religion and so it's being attacked, here's all the good works that we're doing." And you're like, "Why do people attack Scientology?" It slowly starts to get in your mind and your subconscious that it's Scientology against the world, and any enemy of Scientology is an enemy to mankind.

I have to say that one of the most important things Scientology has given me is the ability to keep my integrity together. I understand how people can get into unethical situations, and Scientology has always helped me keep my head clear and be in present time.

Not counting the brand of Sunni Islam practised by the so-called Islamic State, there is probably no religion in the world that comes in for more flak than Scientology.

It's in the DNA of Scientology that they don't trust journalists.

To tell you the honest-to-God truth: without Scientology, I would be dead. So, I can personally highly recommend it.