Top 438 Scotch Whiskey Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on April 20, 2025.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
I was brought up to believe that Scotch whisky would need a tax preference to survive in competition with Kentucky bourbon.
You can do a lot with Scotch tape. Almost anything! I love that you can hem a dress, and its an instant remedy in a fashion crises.
A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head.
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey.
You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license.
Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey
If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.
Whiskey: a torchligh procession marching down your throat.
Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a
slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and,
before you know it, Jager tainting.
It's Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money.
I still have a little whiskey left and therefore a chance.
I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure.
Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine.
I love whiskey and haggis. I can't get enough of either.
Every article I see is dope this, junkie that, whiskey this - that ain't my title.
You know what southern women are? Whiskey in a teacup. We're strong in the inside, but ornate on the outside.
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.
The giant imaginary bottle of whiskey is with me.
Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.
Stories, like whiskey, must be allowed to mature in the cask.
In the '80s, we played the Roxy and the Whiskey with our bands.
Hormones were as potent as whiskey, and twice as sneaky.
I had a job for a year, working in a high-quality whiskey-and-wine shop.
Whiskey don't make liars
it just makes fools.
There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
We come late, if at all, to wine and philosophy: whiskey and action are easier.
Fey...a Scotch word...It means the kind of exalted happiness that comes before disaster. You know--it's too good to be true.
Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.
A woman warm and willing is what I'm looking for, cause the whiskey ain't working anymore.
Religion is like an ice cold whiskey on a hot day.
I am very happy when people write that they have worn out my books, or that they are held together by Scotch tape. I consider that the ultimate compliment.
I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn't have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey.
If things were half as bad as some people persist in believing, I'd have retired with a bottle of Scotch and a pistol a long time ago.
I get whiskey bent and hell bound.
Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'
You'll be my glass of wine
I'll be your shot of whiskey
The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad - but whiskey!
Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
Everybody who tells you how to act has whiskey on their breath.
I usually keep a bottle of whiskey. I'm not a big drinker, but I feel like it's important to have.
My idea of working out is drinking whiskey - instead of beer.
Coffee, whiskey, and fishing poles. That’s really all you need in life.
It was the sort of house that glows with substance and savoir vivre in those advertisements for the best Scotch. It had wonderful bones.
Whiskey claims to itself alone the exclusive office of sot-making.
The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
Politicians and music don't mix. It's like whiskey and wine.
Crooked cards and straight whiskey, Slow horses and fast women.
I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl.
The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.
