Top 438 Scotch Whiskey Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on November 15, 2024.
Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious.
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.
I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.
Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.
Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!
When I was a young reporter, the great vice among journalists was whiskey. Today, it's cynicism.
Suggested remedy for the common cold: A good gulp of whiskey at bedtime-it's not very scientific, but it helps.
Shania Twain ... has done more for country and western than heartbreak and whiskey combined.
Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.
Congress allows lemonade to the members and has it charged under the head of stationery-I move also that whiskey be allowed under the item of fuel.
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
Jazz was born out of the whiskey bottle, was raised on marijiana, and will expire on cocaine.
In Canada we have enough to do keeping up with two spoken languages ... so we just go right ahead and use English for literature, Scotch for sermons, and American for conversation.
Black coffee’s a lot like whiskey, you know? All devil and no trimmin’s. Always liked my sins pure and take it as it comes.
Funny how words in one language get used in another language. For example, 'scotch' in Russian is tape and 'pampers' means diapers.
There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk.
Each of his phrases was rather like a little ancient island, inundated by a miniature sea of whiskey.
In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
I, on the other hand, believe that books, maps, scissors, and Scotch tape dispensers are all unreliable vagrants, likely to take off for parts unknown unless strictly confined to quarters.
I don't eat shellfish. I drink wine moderately and have one whiskey every evening before dinner.
Drugs, cataplasms, and whiskey are stupid substitutes for the dignity and potency of divine mind and its efficacy to heal.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
New York: Prison towers and modern posters for soap and whiskey. Pittsburgh: Abandon it.
The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together.
I'm tri-racial: African-American, Native American and Euro - that's the Scotch-Irish part.
Give me snuff, whiskey, and Swedes, and I will build a railroad to hell.
We partied with the royal rich people, and we felt like rock stars. We drank all the whiskey in the place.
Come on boys, you must listen unto me, lay off the whiskey and let that cocaine be.
When the weather's rough and it's whiskey in the rain it's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane.
I'm not interested in creating a book that is read once and then placed on the shelf and forgotten. I am very happy when people have worn out my books, or that they're held together by Scotch tape.
I must not mix champage, whiskey, and gin. (Repeated fifty times to fill column.)
If the day's writing has been particularly good or particularly bad, a glass of scotch will be involved.
I gave up drinking lots of whiskey and began to practice yoga and meditation. As a result I am not dead.
Don Marquis came down after a month on the wagon, ambled over to the bar, and announced, 'I've conquered that goddamn willpower of mine. Gimme a double Scotch.
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.
We all agree it's too big to keep up with, that we're surrounded by life, that we'll never understand it, so we center it all in by swigging Scotch from the bottle and when it's empty I run out of the car and buy another one, period.
The Irish sometimes make and keep a vow against whiskey; these vows are usually limited to a short time.
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.
I see Canada as a country torn between a very northern, rather extraordinary, mystical spirit which it fears and its desire to present itself to the world as a Scotch banker.
Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.
A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.
... though mathematics may teach a man how to build a bridge, it is what the Scotch Universities call the humanities, that teach him to be civil and sweet-tempered.
I don’t want any of this artificial superficial feeling stimulated by the choir. Today I have proved myself a glutton—?for Scotch oatmeal cookies and erotic thought. There is nothing left to say of me.
I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry.
Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey!
The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.
There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer.
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.
I loved sitting on my veranda sipping quality scotch, puffing a Cuban cigar and watching Cuba on the horizon, or the oceanic vista. Did this late in the evenings many times.
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.
Who can doubt that between the English and the French, between the Scotch and the Irish, there are differences of character which have profoundly affected and still affect the course of history?
I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go-- cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other.
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go.
What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.
The bottle of whiskey - the second one - was now in constant demand by all present, excepting Catherine, who 'felt just as good on nothing at all.
An old stomach reforms more whiskey drinkers than a new resolve.
I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air.
I make my protein drink with whiskey. People think I'm crazy, but that's the way I am. I get stoned, I do my own thing.
You can't find the answers on the bottom of a whiskey glass, but if you look hard enough you'll forget the questions.
What, then, is this new man, the American? They are a mixture of English, Scotch, Irish, French, Dutch, Germans, and Swedes. From this promiscuous breed, that race, now called Americans, have arisen.
