Top 264 Scotch Whisky Quotes & Sayings

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

I'm getting into single malt whisky.

Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, Need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

Whisky, gambling and Ferraris are better than housework.

Whisky is liquid sunshine.

Scotch Whisky is about the only thing left that is guaranteed to bring comfort to mankind.

It's like trying to drink whisky from a bottle of wine.

Fortunately, an extremely sexy, pixie-voiced blond named Ronnie Harran, who booked the Whisky, saw us...She had an ear for talent...the Whisky was finally a gig we could be proud of.

I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.

If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch.

Haven't you learned yet that I put something more than whisky into my speeches.

I would always see my dad who was a big scotch drinker just enjoying his scotch with one ice cube or neat.

Give me a scotch, I'm starving.

A glass of whisky in Scotland in the thirties cost less than a cup of tea.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Johnny Rivers...returned to L.A. to accept a lucrative offer from Elmer Valentine to open at his lavish new nightclub based upon the popular European discotheque concept. Johnny Rivers at the Whisky A Go-Go turned Hollywood upside down. His first Imperial album, "Johnny Rivers At The Whisky A Go-Go," (produced by Lou Adler) was high in the charts for 45 weeks in 1964.

There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky

Hot and hasty, like a Scotch jig.

I once received a cape that was made from the little purple bags that Crown Royal Whisky comes in.

I don't make cocktails with whisky. I'll always drink it with a little bit of water. I love Negronis early on, but for me drinking whisky is something I do at the end of an evening. It's a midnight-to-3-a.m. drink for me.

While I can't walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky.

Emotional excitement reaches men through tea, tobacco, opium, whisky, and religion.

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

You know how we make a Scotch and water in this home?" "No, sir," Gus said. "We pour Scotch into a glass and then call to mind thoughts of water, and then we mix the actual Scotch with the abstracted idea of water.

Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I'd take Scotch. It's the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.

An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky.

Nights without work I spend with whisky and books.

We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.

I remember my dreams when I was a junior soloist. 'Oh, I hope I don't end here,' I thought. 'I want to do the ballerina in 'Scotch Symphony.' I don't want to be the little Scotch girl.' And I actually went beyond my wildest dreams. I worked with Balanchine. I had ballets choreographed for me.

Her name was Maude and she drank whisky all day from a fruit jar under the counter.

Wooing, wedding, and repenting is as a Scotch jig, a measure, and a cinque-pace: the first suit is hot and hasty like a Scotch jig--and full as fantastical; the wedding, mannerly modest, as a measure, full of state and ancientry; and then comes repentance and with his bad legs falls into the cinque-pace faster and faster, till he sink into his grave.

I like the Whisky old an the women young

It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.

The whisky bears a grudge against the decanter.

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.

Vodka is much easier on your system than dark whisky and stuff.

My opponent left a glass of whisky 'en prise' and I took it 'en passant'.

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.

You know these love letters mix with whisky, just don't light a match when you kiss me.

Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa?

I was brought up to believe that Scotch whisky would need a tax preference to survive in competition with Kentucky bourbon.

The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man's determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full the senses with which he has been endowed.

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

I would say whisky or pills. Not both because that can have disastrous consequences.

If whisky or salt won't cure it, then to hell with it. I worry about important things.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

My life is ruled by four W's: my writing, my work, my wife, and my whisky. Not necessarily in that order.

I'm on a whisky diet... last week, I lost three days!

I have discovered vegan ice-cream; that's replaced the whisky.

Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats.

He taught me the difference between a good single malt whisky and a bad one.

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them much too strong. But to a cigar connoisseur, a longtime smoker, if you have a well-made, well-aged one, there is nothing like a Cuban cigar. Getting them is the ultimate mission; any cigar lover would do anything

Whisky making is an act of cooperation between the blessings of nature and the wisdom of man.

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already.

I'm after a snake and please God I'll scotch it.