Top 264 Scotch Whisky Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on April 16, 2025.
You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license.
I can't tell you how much money I waste on plaid shirts, whisky that I hate the taste of, and Moleskine notebooks that I never write in.
One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.
Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotch man happy!
I enjoy hitting a batsman more than getting him out. I like to see blood on the pitch. And I've been training on whisky.
I'm all in favor of getting grants for musicians. Or any other good brand of Scotch.
Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.
My favorite whisky bar in the world is in my adopted Bangkok. A refined and secretive Japanese speakeasy among the girly bars of Soi 33, it's called Hailiang.
The Highlanders regale themselves with whisky. They find it an excellent preservation against the winter cold. It is given with great success to the infants in the confluent smallpox.
I've had very little sex. I like my Scotch, but I've never been drunk.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a
slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and,
before you know it, Jager tainting.
On tour, I don't drink, because I don't think in any other job you are supposed to get to work and drink whisky.
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.
I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl.
There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still.
The feminine in the man is the sugar in the whisky. The masculine in the woman is the yeast in the bread. Without these ingredients the result is flat, without tang or flavor.
My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams
The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
How do men act on a sinking ship? Do they hold each other? Do they pass around the whisky? Do they cry?
If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.
I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch
If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can be used as a flavoring for a dessert.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water.
Whisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken in sufficient quantity, very drunk.
I am one who fights without a knack of hoping confidentlysimply a Scotch-Irishman who will not be conquered.
It is one of the most hauntingly beautiful places in the world, the history is fascinating, the men are handsome and the whisky is delicious. But don't eat the macaroni pies.
Fey...a Scotch word...It means the kind of exalted happiness that comes before disaster. You know--it's too good to be true.
The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
Yeah, tell me I'm a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That's the way to my heart.
I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.
You can do a lot with Scotch tape. Almost anything! I love that you can hem a dress, and its an instant remedy in a fashion crises.
After that initial success, every chance we got we'd hire that remote recording truck and just record stuff at the Whisky because it was so inexpensive.
Whisky making is the art of making poison pleasant
Great fury, like great whisky, requires long fermentation.
If things were half as bad as some people persist in believing, I'd have retired with a bottle of Scotch and a pistol a long time ago.
The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together.
I am very happy when people write that they have worn out my books, or that they are held together by Scotch tape. I consider that the ultimate compliment.
About two months into the Whisky, I borrowed some money and rented a remote recording truck.
My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.
It was the sort of house that glows with substance and savoir vivre in those advertisements for the best Scotch. It had wonderful bones.
Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
I'm half Scotch-Irish on both sides, and when I lose my temper-brother, I go.
If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.
I was playing birthday parties. House-rent parties where they used to sell whisky during prohibition.
Allison Winn Scotch is the real deal and The Department of Lost and Found is one you absolutely won't want to miss.
Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.
We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there'd be no alcohol left in it.
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.
For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country.
I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.
