Top 657 Screw Quotes & Sayings

Screw-ups are the mark of excellence.

I talk very slow. I move very slow. I definitely have that Southern drawl and although I never necessarily participated in the activities that go along with screw. I definitely was a huge fan of screw. Because melodically, I don't ever really sing very staccato or very fast. It's really about a groove; it's really about a vibe.

Government can screw up just about everything. Given enough power and time it will screw up everything.

If cyberspace can screw with you, it will.

The pretty nurse had just injected her with something that totally rocked, and if she wanted to think about boinking a bronzed, tattooed, impossibly handsome doctor who was so far out of her league she need a telescope to see him, then screw it. Screw him. Over and over.

If people screw me, I screw back in spades.

I'm friggin' awesome! So screw the haters!

Screw up often; but screw up ahead of everybody else, and than learn as much, and than use it to make subsequent investments.

Governments have a tendency to screw up currencies.

What one wants to do with stories is screw them up.

Save the gerund and screw the whale.

People screw me over with words, so I screw them over with songs.

It's more than personal. I can't screw it up. I have to do.

The most powerful teaching moments are the ones where you screw up.

You've got to have the guts not to be afraid to screw up.

I crossed my arms over my chest. "Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus." A pink flush spread over her cheeks. "Don't you ever touch me again. You screw with me, I'll screw you right back." Oh man, what an opening that was.

If you really screw up, send roses.

You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing.

Floating screw - that's what people used to call me.

Nobody's happy. What's happy? Happiness is over when the lights come on." The older woman poured herself a glass of sangria. "Screw that," she said quietly. "What?" "Screw that. Wash your mouth out. Who taught you that half-assed existential drivel?

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

You only notice long snappers when they screw up.

If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass.

Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You’re a group of incredibly well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were there. You’re barely functional. There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups, but the screw-ups, they’re a-coming for ya. It’s a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

I became a qualified machinist at Vauxhall. For some reason it's been erroneously reported that I used to screw on hubcaps, but that's not true. You can't screw on a hubcap, anyway, so I have no idea where that came from.

Screw the Rangers, and screw the Devils; I work for the Islanders now, and I could care less about them!

Assumption is the mother of the screw-up.

But I've always felt very comfortable on stage, even if I screw up. It always felt like a dog, this is my turf, piss around it. While I'm here, nothing else can happen. All I can do is screw up. Otherwise, have a good time.

I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and we screwed up a lot. But at least now that we are sober, when we screw up it's for real.

The brain is where most people really screw up.

My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.

Actors tend to get in their own way, a lot. A lot of times you will do things that will screw up your audition process. I was very bad at auditioning, and I always went in to it saying ‘God I hope I don’t screw this up.’ But at the same time, the directors are saying, ‘God, I hope this person is the savior.’ You have to remember is that the worst thing that could happen is you don’t get the job you don’t already have.

Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars.

And suddenly I realize that although I've never thought about being in love with Nick before, all the right ingredients are there. I fancy him. I like him. He's my friend. He makes me laugh. I love being with him. And I start to feel all sort of warm and glowy, and screw the other stuff. Screw the stuff about him having no money, and living in a bedsit, and not being what I thought I wanted. I'm just going to go with this and see where it ends up. I mean, no one says I have to marry the guy, for God's sake.

You’ve claimed me, little firecracker. You kicked a pair of two hundred pound men’s asses. I will never get over that. You kicked my whores out. Pete told me. You staked your claim on me, even before you realized I’d staked mine already.” He fists my hair and pulls me close to his lips. “I’m yours now … Even if I screw this up, I’ll still be your screw-up.

I can charm my way out of a situation when I screw up.

I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.

Screw the truth into men's minds.

It's a movie depiction you don't want to screw up.

Type should be beautiful — Screw readable!

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!

To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.

It's okay to screw up. It's what we do afterward that defines us.

You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.

It's easier making a smaller film like El Mariachi. There are no budget worries because there is no budget. There is no crew problem because there is no crew. And if you screw up, no one is around to see you screw up -- so it's no longer a screw up.

You might say what if I screw up? Then screw up big! Go for it! Do a big screw-up!

Screw it, just do it!

There is only so much I can understand and not screw up.

If someone says tennis is not feminine, I say screw it.

Life is too damn short and [screwed] up to go through it silently loving someone and never telling them how you feel. [Screw] the consequences, [screw] the implications of the actions, to hell with it all... whatever happens as a result is better than the nothingness that is inevitable with silence.

Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.

Screw every known human culture.

Screw it, let's do it - Just get on with it and do it

There is this fashionable progressive notion that everything is so completely political that the idea we could have some sort of neutral legal process is practically utopian - because we all know that the more money you have, the more rights you can exercise in this society. But I don't think that you deal with income inequality by limiting the First Amendment rights of affluent people. I'd rather see people screw around with the tax code to redistribute wealth a little bit than screw around with the First Amendment.

Screw the competition - focus on good customer service.

Screw you," I told him in a low voice. "Are you offering?” "From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw," I shot back.

There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups... but they're coming for ya. It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

Man, we’ve got something special. Don’t screw it up.

Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.

Fight, flight, and screw up royaly.