Top 1200 Screw Ups Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it.

If it’s over, then don’t let the past screw up the rest of your life.

Get good at being a troublemaker and saying sorry when you really screw up

Can we screw the 'sorry' part and let me hit you back instead?" Vishous to Butch

Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.

Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan

TV loves to bring in affairs - as soon as you have a relationship, let's screw it up.

I'm one of those guys who believes in next to zero government. They just screw everything up.

Actors are always looking for actor-proof parts. A part so good you can't screw it up!

Everyone on the bus can laugh at me, and I'll be like, 'Screw you guys: I look good!'

I've got this weird thing where I screw my face up. I don't know what it is, but I do it a lot.

There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. You have your good days, and you have your bad days. If you're a housewife, you have your good days, and you have your bad days.

Screw you, John." "Sorry, Sylvie. Can't—they frown on that kind of thing between step-siblings.

I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.

Life is messy, and it's okay if you are too! We all screw up, that doesn't have to define us.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Multi-tasking is merely the opportunity to screw up more than one thing at a time.

I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable.

Know that you're gonna screw up, and be OK with it, and do better next time.

If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.

Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.

I still talk incessantly about 'SCTV,' and I say, 'Screw the kids!'

The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want.

You evah hear of a magic screw?' I cough back a laugh. 'No. No, sir.

There are some men who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever.

Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like it, screw it.

I liked to screw around in the kitchen when I was a kid. But I started cooking when I was 15.

Anyone who's not interested in model airplanes must have a screw loose somewhere.

There is a time on every job where you say, screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have to be the battering ram.

On one of my birthdays I did 1,000 chin-ups and 1,000 push-ups. For my 70th birthday I towed 70 boats with 70 people in it, my feet and hands tied-my hands were in handcuffs, my feet were tied together-and I towed these boats a mile-and-a-half in Long Beach Harbor. For my 93rd birthday I'm going to tow my wife across the bathtub.

There is a very good chance I could have been a screw-up for the rest of my life.

I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, 'Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.'

We are not perfect. We make mistakes. We screw up but then we forgive and move forward.

Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.

The core of Wikipedia is something people really believe in. That is too valuable for the world to screw it up.

You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.

You are a writer when you tell yourself you are. No one else's opinion matters. Screw them. You are when you say you are.

When it comes to their capacity to screw things up, computers are becoming more human every day.

Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one!

One thing that is very different technically is that you don't get a lot of coverage in television. Not like you do on a film. I know we don't have time for separate set-ups, so I will design a scene where I'm hiding multiple cameras within that set-up. That way, if I don't have time to do five set-ups, I can do four cameras in one set-up. It's a different kind of approach for that. For the most part, a lot of television, in a visual sense, lacks time for the atmosphere and putting you in a place.

If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back.

Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.

And I laugh at myself when I screw things up, which happens all the time.

Screw being a singer! I wanna be the voice of my generation with my talk show.

Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.

If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it.

To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a design committee of bureaucrats.

It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.

If I screw up then everyone's paying attention and I'll hear about it.

Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say?

When so much money is involved in these movies, someone somewhere is going to try to screw you.

I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into it that much 'cause it can screw with your head a little.

Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level.

There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me." "Then we're doomed for sure.

There is no idea so brilliant or original that a sufficiently-untalented writer can't screw it up.

Those who do remember it will find new ways to screw it up.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.

When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw your taxes.