Top 657 Screw Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on April 19, 2025.
There is no idea so brilliant or original that a sufficiently-untalented writer can't screw it up.
You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you.
Cham is the only thing to screw one up when one is down a peg.
TV loves to bring in affairs - as soon as you have a relationship, let's screw it up.
I normally don't wake up until 1 P.M. and I'm not about to screw with my biorhythm.
If we screw it up, start over. Try something else.
No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.
I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.
Anyone who's not interested in model airplanes must have a screw loose somewhere.
Those who do remember it will find new ways to screw it up.
Know that you're gonna screw up, and be OK with it, and do better next time.
Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful.
And I laugh at myself when I screw things up, which happens all the time.
Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
You evah hear of a magic screw?' I cough back a laugh. 'No. No, sir.
If you screw up and do something, don't lie about it; come clean.
Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today.
Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.
When so much money is involved in these movies, someone somewhere is going to try to screw you.
To be a stunt person you kind of have to have a screw loose like you do in wrestling.
I liked to screw around in the kitchen when I was a kid. But I started cooking when I was 15.
There is a very good chance I could have been a screw-up for the rest of my life.
Love can really screw you up before you learn to live with it.
A cork screw to my heart, ever since we've been apart.
I'm not a yeller. My theory is that no one goes out there trying to screw up.
Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.
If it’s over, then don’t let the past screw up the rest of your life.
When people screw up, give them a second chance.
Any time I screw up I feel bad about it.
You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.
The addict will screw you over and lie to you and do all kinds of things.
I do love 'The Turn of the Screw' - I just think that one's always so disturbing.
The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want.
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up.
This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
There are some men who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever.
If I screw up then everyone's paying attention and I'll hear about it.
We are not perfect. We make mistakes. We screw up but then we forgive and move forward.
I still talk incessantly about 'SCTV,' and I say, 'Screw the kids!'
Can we screw the 'sorry' part and let me hit you back instead?" Vishous to Butch
Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.
Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like it, screw it.
I know i'll screw up. But i'll keep trying, as long as you let me.
It can kind of screw up things if you're trying to overwork something.
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.
Life is messy, and it's okay if you are too! We all screw up, that doesn't have to define us.
Everyone on the bus can laugh at me, and I'll be like, 'Screw you guys: I look good!'
Apologize when you screw up and focus on other people, not on yourself.
Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one!
Screw being a singer! I wanna be the voice of my generation with my talk show.
I've got this weird thing where I screw my face up. I don't know what it is, but I do it a lot.
I worry all the time that we're going to screw up a customer's offer.
Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it.
I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up.
Will screw them hard, fast, and in an elegant manner.
Get good at being a troublemaker and saying sorry when you really screw up
It takes two to make a relationship, but only one to screw it up.
If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it.
