Top 657 Screw Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on April 16, 2025.
The core of Wikipedia is something people really believe in. That is too valuable for the world to screw it up.
Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?
It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.
There is a time on every job where you say, screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have to be the battering ram.
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.
I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into it that much 'cause it can screw with your head a little.
Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"
You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!
You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise
I think that whether you're married or not, in any relationship, there's always the terror that you're going to screw something up.
When it comes to their capacity to screw things up, computers are becoming more human every day.
C++ is a ridiculously complicated travesty that few have the excess IQ points to understand enough not to screw up massively.
One good thing about animation is that, if you do screw up a line, they won't use it. You can keep going until it's right.
I want the troops from Great Britain and the U.S. to be successful, but by the same token, Afghanistan has always been a screw-up.
Screw you, John." "Sorry, Sylvie. Can't—they frown on that kind of thing between step-siblings.
It would be nice if you’d stop almost killing me because you don’t want to screw other people.
Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head.
I didn't have a teenage or early-20s experience that was free and without worry. I missed the screw-everything, have-a-good-time phase.
I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.
The quickest and easiest way to screw up your life is to take on too much debt.
I have discovered that a screw-shaped device such as this, if it is well made from starched linen, will rise in the air if turned quickly.
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw your taxes.
Multi-tasking is merely the opportunity to screw up more than one thing at a time.
Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan
If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back.
To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a design committee of bureaucrats.
I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, 'Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.'
I was just a screw or cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else.
I'm one of those guys who believes in next to zero government. They just screw everything up.
Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.
Bloody Hammer is a screw capitalism song about college kids banging hammers on top of the roof.
If you think marriage is gonna be easy, don't do it because when there are children involved, you screw up the rest of society.
When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes.
There's a gray area between Conservative and Orthodox people, for whom you don't screw around with the mezuzah, you don't mess with the holy melodies.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow.
Transformation doesn't have to be deep, dark and mysterious. If you screw up, fine - laugh at yourself, learn and move on.
I'd like to think that in any circumstance I'd say, "You know what? Screw this. Kill me. I'm done. I'm not going to grovel."
I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable.
At the end of every season I look in the mirror and ask myself what can I do better? Where did I screw up this year?
Every time you start a company - and I've started five or six - you have the opportunity to screw up in whole new ways.
I went to engineering school, I went to physics class. I said, 'Screw this, I don't want to be here. I'd much rather be at a club playing music.'
You are a writer when you tell yourself you are. No one else's opinion matters. Screw them. You are when you say you are.
Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level.
There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me." "Then we're doomed for sure.
I gave my life for Styx and I'm really very proud of it and I didn't want to perform that music and screw it up.
It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business.
I can keep picking small fights, or brave the big one. Time to screw my courage. Or go down trying.
Actors are always looking for actor-proof parts. A part so good you can't screw it up!
I went to engineering school, I went to physics class. I said, 'Screw this, I don't want to be here. I'd much rather be at a club playing music.
Our politicians screw up all the time, as we see. But with so many things, we're no longer the world leader in that.
How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight!
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.
Seeing the rich and famous screw up makes us feel superior, or at least not quite so inferior.
If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.
Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say?
Every time I've ever gotten close to being successful, I've found some way to screw it up.
Success is entirely accessible, even if you happen to be a huge screw-up 95 percent of the time.
The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.
