Top 478 Screwed Quotes & Sayings

No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all.

If We Lose...We're All Screwed.

We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, 'Hey, we're all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.' We need to have a sense of humor about it; that's kind of the way I've always faced my comedy.

I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.'

Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.

People are screwed up in this world. I'd rather be with someone screwed up and open about it than somebody perfect and ready to explode.

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?

I screwed her over. I didn't want to see her screwed over by someone else.

Families are the deepest, most screwed up relationships that we have.

This is what happens when you try to help people. You get screwed.

I haven't planned a reaction on anything... If you do, you've screwed up.

I think I'm now screwed for life because my first relationship was the most bizarre relationship ever, and I'm not normal any more. I've kind of been spoiled, and I guess I am kind of screwed up now.

I screwed up. Again. You're shocked, I'm sure.

You know you're screwed when a Western doctor recommends acupuncture.

My knee is screwed. I had the meniscus cut out.

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.

No one is a virgin, because life has screwed us all.

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up.

Truth I have no trouble with, it's the facts I get all screwed up.

Americans are not getting screwed by the Republican Party. They're getting screwed by the large corporations that bought and own the Republican Party.

I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.

I'd rather be screwed up with you than smooth with anybody else.

I always tell new people in show business. I say, "Look, show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you're gonna get screwed. And when you get screwed, you will have this pile of money off to the side already." And they go, "OK, OK. OK, you ready? You ready?" "I got screwed." "You got the pile of money?" "Yeah, I'm fine." I mean, that's the way it works.

Did Alan Moore get screwed on his contract? Of course. Lots of people get screwed, but we still have Spider-Man and lots of other heroes.

I screwed up my life. I screwed up my kids' lives.

We’re screwed. (Nick) Screwed blue and tattooed. (Acheron)

I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am.

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

There was something special about being in a strange place, all alone in a mass of people even if you had just screwed up your life, or perhaps especially if you had just screwed up your life.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

I had one line. My two larger scenes had gone fine, and then on that day I screwed up that line over and over and over again. And every time I screwed it up, they can't use the whole thing because they're only using the one shot [in Blue Jasmin]. That was my last day.

We're just as screwed up as you.

We, in America, are so screwed up when it comes to sex. That's all we can see.

From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed.

What I am most proud of with the book On to the Next Dream is how I turned an intensely emotional experience into art. Anyone can run up to a rooftop, tear off their clothes, and scream about how screwed up the world is. But for the people down below, all they see is a person losing their mind. I wanted to make something that channeled that emotion in a way that elicited an empathetic response from the reader. So that after you read this book, you would want to run up to the rooftop and scream about how screwed up the world is.

People who go into show business are screwed up.

Fiction is about stuff that's screwed up.

Better to be screwed physically than financially.

I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't Buffy--I was so screwed.

I've screwed up a lot, but I've always admitted it.

We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.

I'm a Cancer, which means I'm maternal and emotional. So in relationships I'm screwed.

I didn't want to be the guy who screwed up 'Toy Story.'

When somebody on a professional scale says "you did it wrong," it has a pretty intense impact. If you don't have some kind of opposing force to say, "that's all right, that's their opinion," or, "I may have screwed that one up but I'll do better the next time," then you're screwed.

I'm a normal, horrible, screwed up human being like everyone else. I mean, I'm not horrible person, but I'm just as screwed up as anybody.

I was closeted into my mid-twenties and even into my late twenties. It screwed up my relationships; it screwed up things with my family that I've since repaired.

We don't have to convince people how screwed they are.

What the Democrats have done is tell the poor and the middle class that the Democrats are looking out for 'em. Democrats are gonna get even with those rich people. They're gonna get there, and they're gonna have theirs taken away. They're gonna lose theirs, and you're supposed to feel good about that. You, who are poor or middle class, are supposed to feel happy, not because you have any more than you had. You're supposed to be happy because the rich that you hate have finally been screwed like you think you were screwed.

I would be screwed if I got hurt on my motorcycle and couldn't wrestle.

I read comments where our fans say Geffen screwed up 'Coming Home,' they screwed New Found Glory, but that's not really true. Maybe Geffen didn't have the right tools or whatever to get it to the kids, and internally, there were a bunch of changes going on at the label when our record came out, so I don't know if it's anyone's fault.

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

I'm a sucker for a screwed-up protagonist. We all have issues.

I've screwed up and I've overcommitted and it's typical of me.

The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed.

I believe in me. I'm a little screwed up, but I'm beautiful.

And then I screwed up and the Colonel screwed up and Takumi screwed up and she slipped through our fingers.

For an author, the nice characters aren't much fun. What you want are the screwed up characters. You know, the characters that are constantly wondering if what they are doing is the right thing, characters that are not only screwed up but are self-tapping screws. They're doing it for themselves.

All my movies got screwed up because of my personality.

Girls get screwed. Not that kind of screwed, what I mean is, they're always on the short end of things. The way things work, how guys feel great, but make girls feel cheap for doing exactly what they beg for. The way they get to play you, all the while claiming they love you and making you believe it's true. The way it's okay to gift their heart one day, a backhand the next, to move on to the apricot when the peach blushes and bruises. These things make me believe God's a man after all.

The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.