Top 1200 Screwed-Up Quotes & Sayings

I screwed up. Again. You're shocked, I'm sure.

I'm fascinated by the people I grew up with and the mistakes I made - and God, I have screwed up. I like writing about where it all went off course.

Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.

Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too bad.

We're just as screwed up as you.

I'm a normal, horrible, screwed up human being like everyone else. I mean, I'm not horrible person, but I'm just as screwed up as anybody.

I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am.

I think I'm now screwed for life because my first relationship was the most bizarre relationship ever, and I'm not normal any more. I've kind of been spoiled, and I guess I am kind of screwed up now.

People who go into show business are screwed up.

Families are the deepest, most screwed up relationships that we have.

No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all.

I had one line. My two larger scenes had gone fine, and then on that day I screwed up that line over and over and over again. And every time I screwed it up, they can't use the whole thing because they're only using the one shot [in Blue Jasmin]. That was my last day.

I always tell new people in show business. I say, "Look, show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you're gonna get screwed. And when you get screwed, you will have this pile of money off to the side already." And they go, "OK, OK. OK, you ready? You ready?" "I got screwed." "You got the pile of money?" "Yeah, I'm fine." I mean, that's the way it works.

I said, 'Maz, if I hadn't screwed up that Game 7, you wouldn't be in the Hall of Fame.'

Truth I have no trouble with, it's the facts I get all screwed up.

When I was growing up, there were a lot more arts in the public schools. Politically, America has screwed up on that.

I really don't mind dying because I figure I haven't wasted this life. Up until my first book was published I had all this potential, people would say, and I screwed up. After it, I could say: No, I didn't screw up.

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up.

Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life. But I look good.

What I am most proud of with the book On to the Next Dream is how I turned an intensely emotional experience into art. Anyone can run up to a rooftop, tear off their clothes, and scream about how screwed up the world is. But for the people down below, all they see is a person losing their mind. I wanted to make something that channeled that emotion in a way that elicited an empathetic response from the reader. So that after you read this book, you would want to run up to the rooftop and scream about how screwed up the world is.

I haven't planned a reaction on anything... If you do, you've screwed up.

I didn't really want to be a movie star. I thought they were so screwed up!

There was something special about being in a strange place, all alone in a mass of people even if you had just screwed up your life, or perhaps especially if you had just screwed up your life.

We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, 'Hey, we're all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.' We need to have a sense of humor about it; that's kind of the way I've always faced my comedy.

When somebody on a professional scale says "you did it wrong," it has a pretty intense impact. If you don't have some kind of opposing force to say, "that's all right, that's their opinion," or, "I may have screwed that one up but I'll do better the next time," then you're screwed.

People are screwed up in this world. I'd rather be with someone screwed up and open about it than somebody perfect and ready to explode.

Fiction is about stuff that's screwed up.

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.

I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning.

I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage.

Up until my first book was published, I had all this potential, people would say, and I screwed up. After it, I could say: 'No, I didn't screw up.'

I know certain actors are totally screwed up on drugs, yet it gets covered up. Why wasn't I excused for 'exhaustion' or 'the flu'?

All my movies got screwed up because of my personality.

Did Alan Moore get screwed on his contract? Of course. Lots of people get screwed, but we still have Spider-Man and lots of other heroes.

Don't be so damn hard on yourself. Yeah, you screwed up. You're not perfect, fine. Learn from it. But don't punish yourself. Be kind to you, even when you screw up. You'll bounce back eventually. You'll make up for it.

Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private.

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?

I'm a sucker for a screwed-up protagonist. We all have issues.

Rigidity is the enemy of acting. And I think that people who stay up all night focusing on every beat they're going to do the next day always end up getting screwed.

We, in America, are so screwed up when it comes to sex. That's all we can see.

I'd rather be screwed up with you than smooth with anybody else.

I doubt trees are ever told to 'be the screwed-up ninth-grader.'

Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way.

I was closeted into my mid-twenties and even into my late twenties. It screwed up my relationships; it screwed up things with my family that I've since repaired.

I screwed up my life. I screwed up my kids' lives.

For an author, the nice characters aren't much fun. What you want are the screwed up characters. You know, the characters that are constantly wondering if what they are doing is the right thing, characters that are not only screwed up but are self-tapping screws. They're doing it for themselves.

I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.'

I believe in me. I'm a little screwed up, but I'm beautiful.

I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and we screwed up a lot. But at least now that we are sober, when we screw up it's for real.

I read comments where our fans say Geffen screwed up 'Coming Home,' they screwed New Found Glory, but that's not really true. Maybe Geffen didn't have the right tools or whatever to get it to the kids, and internally, there were a bunch of changes going on at the label when our record came out, so I don't know if it's anyone's fault.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

I've screwed up and I've overcommitted and it's typical of me.

I've screwed up a lot, but I've always admitted it.

Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed up." I'm not Mother Theresa.

When you take over a screwed-up situation, you need time.

And then I screwed up and the Colonel screwed up and Takumi screwed up and she slipped through our fingers.

We’re screwed. (Nick) Screwed blue and tattooed. (Acheron)

The whole industry is so screwed up by economics. It's disgusting to me.

When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like you just made a mistake.

I didn't want to be the guy who screwed up 'Toy Story.'