Top 1200 Screwed-Up Quotes & Sayings - Page 18

When our time's up, it's up. All the money in the world won't buy you one more day.

I don't sit and write stand-up material; I come up with an idea onstage.

A person who has a dream knows what he is willing to give up in order to go up.

Hit the ball up to the hole... You meet a better class of people up there.

I would hole up in my bedroom growing up and teach myself guitar.

Jesus didn't tell us not to store up treasures. On the contrary, he commanded us to. He simply said, "Stop storing them up in the wrong place, and start storing them up in the right place."

Where you're not allowed to be woken up by any outside sources, you wake up naturally.

Growing up is a trap," snapped Dr. Robbins. "When they tell you to shut up, they mean stop talking. When they tell you to grow up, they mean stop growing. Reach a nice level plateau and settle there, predictable and unchanging, no longer a threat.

When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, that means they've given up on you.

I certainly would not like to end up in a tie-up with Ms. Rousey.

There are only two ways we can be beaten: we die or we give up. And we're not giving up.

The incumbents just have a ton more money because they have rigged the system to help themselves, because they have these networks of small donors. Meanwhile, the amount of people, the incumbents being reelected has just been - that has been going up and up and up.

If they could offer up a way to go to the moon that wouldn't kill you, I'd sign up.

If you don’t say what you’re thinking, you end up lying when you really need to speak up.

I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up.

I always love to dress up, but I usually end up in a leather jacket and boots!

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you.

I don't think it's up to you to say you belong in The Hall of Fame. That's up to someone else.

How refreshing. A suspect beaten up BEFORE the LAPD showed up.

When you crash and burn, you have to pick yourself up and go on and hope to make up for it.

If men had more up top we'd need less up front

My career has been up and down, and I like it much better being up.

We need to heal the environment - that's a big thing - because we messed it up and we have a responsibility to heal and clean up what we have messed up before we think about leaving here. We can't really heal the outer environment on those levels until we heal our families.

When we clean up after ourselves, we have nothing to blame. When we begin to live our lives in that way, cleaning up after ourselves, what is left is further vision and further openness, which leads to cleaning up the rest of the world.

Hey." She said, looking up from an open book propped up on one knee. She brushed a few strands of pale hair out of her face. Her boyfriend, Christian, lay on the floor near her, his head propped up on her other knee. He greeted me by way of a nod. Concidering the antagonism the sometimes flared up between us, that was almost on par with him giving me a bear hug.

People are seeing me as the guy who wants to get hurt, who wants to break a bone, get bruises. And that's how it was growing up with six brothers. I got beat up, and I beat up people.

I grew up in Vermont, so we didn't really have a TV, growing up, or a football team.

Inspiration is constantly in the air. It's up to us to develop the sensitivity to pick up on it.

The thing about stand-up is that you end up meeting your idols.

I didn't grow up around a lot of souped-up automobiles. I love my Prius.

What's the point of blowing up if you can't give back to the people who helped you blow up?

It's up to men to build things ... it's up to God to blow them down.

I like almonds as a snack - keeps your energy up but doesn't fill you up.

I gave up coffee. It's almost worse than giving up a lover.

People will call you anything. It's up to you either to pick up the phone or not.

And I try to be as diplomatic as I can, but it always ends up being a psychodrama up there on stage.

It's a difficult thing in this league to match up, to line up and play one-on-one football.

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't, you do the next best thing. You back up but you don't give up.

Conceit may puff a man up, but never prop him up.

It is by standing up for the rights of girls and women that we truly measure up as men.

My kids wake up at 7 o'clock every morning, so I'm normally up around 7.

I was always brought up to have a cup of tea at halfway up a rock face.

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

The jovial party broke up next morning. Breakings-up are capital things in our school-days, but in after life they are painful enough. Death, self-interest, and fortune's changes, are every day breaking up many a happy group, and scattering them far and wide; and the boys and girls never come back again.

Fashion has been something that I have been really into since a very long time. Every girl likes dressing up, and I am that kind of a girl who take a little time to dress up. I love to dress up at occasions.

Just as I lay back, she sat up. I sat up, and she flopped back down. Awkward. That was my every move when it came to her. Now we were both lying down, staring up at the blue sky.

I'm delighted to be involved with 'Glow Up.' The make-up artists are so impressive and talented.

A lot of people in my era didn't grow up on 2Pac, they grew up on me.

I tend to stand up and speak up when I see something dysfunctional happening.

I gave up medicine. So I'll give up fashion. . . I could be a colorist of spaceships.

There's certainly a huge element of luck in me ending up where I've ended up.

Things don't turn up in this world until somebody turns them up.

Tore up from the floor up. Followed by a big outtie. John Mathew

I'm a total bottoms-up kind of person. I like things to bubble up.

That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.

I want to tell you about the God that actually showed up and healed my heart. Not the God I grew up, because the God I grew up was fundamentally, and I use the word advisedly, fundamentally untrustworthy -- schizophrenic, narcissistic, unreachable, unknowable, and my concept within which I grew up was that Jesus -- He likes me -- but He came to save me from God the Father -- who was the one who was angry and distant, and unreachable, unknowable. All of that had to come crashing down.

Hollywood can jack you up and then help you fall, but it can also raise you up.

I was not so lucky to grow up with toys as I grew up in a remote area of Kenya.

Maybe if I didn't pick up that one person, I wouldn't have picked up forty-two thousand.

A race, like an individual, lifts itself up by lifting others up.