Top 1200 Screwed-Up Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

You can't undo yesterday, you can work on today, tomorrow, you will wonder how you screwed up 2 days in a row

It takes guts to realize you screwed up and to then come clean without any excuses.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references.

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

In the screwed-up life I’d been dealt, she was my only source of comfort.

I feel like I couldn't have screwed up that bad as a dad, because I have a pretty good relationship with both of my kids.

You create a fearful culture where you spend a lot of time looking at where you screwed up.

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see the arrangements get all screwed up, when with just a single phone call you can have a trained professional screw them up for you?

People screw up, you know. You shouldn't hold it against them. You shouldn't expect everyone to know everything you're thinking about or not getting from them. It doesn't mean they don't love you. They just screwed up.

That’s what makes a character interesting from an actor’s perspective - the more screwed up, the better.

As ecstatic as I was at the birth of my daughter, I felt selfish bringing her, and later my son, into our screwed-up world.

there is always something comforting about knowing that you are not alone. That other people feel the way you do. That you are a bit screwed up, but still normal.

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.

I got kids that are growing up in a Donald Trump world because we screwed up because we haven't been able to craft a message and push policies that connect with working class people.

What landed Jesus on the cross was the preposterous idea that common, ordinary, broken, screwed-up people could be godly.

No one leaves the edit room thinking, 'Yeah, I nailed that one!' Everyone I know goes into their first premiere or their first screening thinking, 'I screwed up so bad. I'm sorry, I messed up.' It's just a real common feeling.

The lizard stared up at us, and we stared back, taking each other in. He was little and defenseless, I felt sorry for him already. This was a screwed-up place he'd just come into. But he didn't have to know that. Not yet, anyway. There in that room, where it was hot and cramped, the world probably still seemed small enough to manage.

I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair

The bungle tour is a bit up in the air due to the fact this at we are getting screwed by our overseas label.

If I lead my life according to someone else, I've screwed my life up.

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

Haitians weren't screwed-up, but everything political, intellectual, and material around them is.

Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up.

That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective - the more screwed up, the better.

Everyone is screwed up, broken, clingy, and scared, even the people who seem to have it more or less together.

My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.

Women always put men first. That's how everything got so screwed up.

We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times.

Awakening the mystical kundalini prematurely is dangerous, because unless you have refined your being, you'll get all screwed up, entities, weird powers ... strange things. That is why I don't teach anyone how to open up the chakras.

I grew up reading crime fiction and, especially in the '80s, women were just there to be saved or screwed.

Men should know that no job is more important than their family. I had that all screwed up for a long time. I regret it.

Okay, look. I get it. You're one of those people who thinks they have to help screwed-up people. Or maybe you're attracted to dangerous, unbalanced people. But listen up: I'm not Edward and you're not Bella" - Lana

My mom was never afraid to say, 'I'm sorry. I screwed up.' I feel like that's an important lesson.

I know how I want to operate as an artist. And that is by having an honest, genuine dialogue about this kind of screwed up journey I've had that I'm so thankful for.

I'm focused on bringing real change to Washington because the career politicians have screwed things up so badly.

They screwed up 'Raise the Titanic!' so badly, I stay away from Hollywood. I won't cheat my readers with another piece of crap.

I have survived. I am here. Confused, screwed up, but here. So, how can I find my way? Is there a chain saw of the soul, an ax I can take to my memories or fears?

I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs--which shows how screwed up this world really is!

You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.

Posturing is counterproductive. Posturing only works if things are screwed up.

I remember trying so hard to get into Bon Iver. I'd lie in bed listening with my eyes screwed up, like, 'This is just depressing me.'

You may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

I personally believe a crucial ingredient in rehabilitation is to admit that you completely screwed up.

I detest computers. If you had a device like that 30 years ago that froze up constantly, misbehaved constantly, lost your information and screwed up when you needed it the most, it would have been laughable.

It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.

I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios. Thats how I became the esteemed cultural figure that I am today.

I don't know if child actors are necessarily more screwed up than most people.

I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios. That's how I became the esteemed cultural figure that I am today.

Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to.

In the early 2000s, I was going through a lot. I didn't have my head screwed on right. Where I was at as a man, I was still growing up.

Americans are not getting screwed by the Republican Party. They're getting screwed by the large corporations that bought and own the Republican Party.

Some Pulitzer winners - novelists - have confided to me that getting the prize screwed them up. It messed with their heads. That hasn't been my experience.

I screwed her over. I didn't want to see her screwed over by someone else.

An incredible number of people have raised children who aren't too screwed up. Surely, I won't be the worst at it.

You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you.

I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up.

Warren Beatty once quipped that the best time for a wedding was noon, because if the marriage didn't work, you hadn't screwed up the entire day.