Top 478 Screwed Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on December 18, 2024.
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.
At the end of the day, if you're living by fear, you're gonna get screwed in Hollywood.
We all get old, but I always say the skinny, pretty girls will be screwed.
You create a fearful culture where you spend a lot of time looking at where you screwed up.
I have my head screwed on right. I haven't been this way in a long time.
My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
Nothing moves at the Hotel New Hampshire! We're screwed down here-for life!
Romance is diffcult for some celebrities. If the media finds out you’re dating Robert Pattinson, you’re screwed.
One thing about prejudices -- once you break one of them, you're screwed, because then they all have got to go.
In this business, if you don`t have the capacity to step back and have some sort of relativity about things, you're screwed.
I doubt trees are ever told to 'be the screwed-up ninth-grader.'
I don't know if child actors are necessarily more screwed up than most people.
Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.
My mom was never afraid to say, 'I'm sorry. I screwed up.' I feel like that's an important lesson.
In the screwed-up life I’d been dealt, she was my only source of comfort.
Show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you’re gonna get screwed.
I grew up reading crime fiction and, especially in the '80s, women were just there to be saved or screwed.
In the early 2000s, I was going through a lot. I didn't have my head screwed on right. Where I was at as a man, I was still growing up.
I didn't really want to be a movie star. I thought they were so screwed up!
There's no such thing as an easy role. Every part, you take it lightly and it will get screwed.
Until we as a gender refuse to wear any shoe that would be uncomfortable to walk a mile in, we’re perfectly screwed.
Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.
When I was younger, I was very wild, and I didn't really have my head screwed on properly.
Popcorn-can cover / screwed to the wall / over a hole / so the cold / can't mouse in.
Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way.
I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair
I personally believe a crucial ingredient in rehabilitation is to admit that you completely screwed up.
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references.
That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective - the more screwed up, the better.
You may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future.
My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.
The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S.
Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up.
Everyone is screwed up, broken, clingy, and scared, even the people who seem to have it more or less together.
Women always put men first. That's how everything got so screwed up.
Luck's just another word for destiny... either you make your own or you're screwed.
It takes guts to realize you screwed up and to then come clean without any excuses.
I don't allow Hollywood to define my joy, my happiness, and my peace because you'll be screwed. You have to be very careful.
We have screwed with our environment. We have a culture that's going crazy, and it's all being propelled by the trillion-dollar advertising corporations.
You know a shooter when you see it. At least the creative people do. If a picture isn't obvious in the first draft you're kind of screwed.
I feel like I couldn't have screwed up that bad as a dad, because I have a pretty good relationship with both of my kids.
The whole industry is so screwed up by economics. It's disgusting to me.
When you take over a screwed-up situation, you need time.
I've been screwed and sued and tattooed, and I'm still standin' here in front of you.
Haitians weren't screwed-up, but everything political, intellectual, and material around them is.
I was drinking so much coffee and Red Bull just to keep going it screwed me.
I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up.
Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life. But I look good.
You can't undo yesterday, you can work on today, tomorrow, you will wonder how you screwed up 2 days in a row
An incredible number of people have raised children who aren't too screwed up. Surely, I won't be the worst at it.
I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.
That’s what makes a character interesting from an actor’s perspective - the more screwed up, the better.
I'm focused on bringing real change to Washington because the career politicians have screwed things up so badly.
I said, 'Maz, if I hadn't screwed up that Game 7, you wouldn't be in the Hall of Fame.'
I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage.
The bungle tour is a bit up in the air due to the fact this at we are getting screwed by our overseas label.
I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all.
A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.
