Top 478 Screwed Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on April 22, 2025.
I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.
You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you.
It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.
I know how I want to operate as an artist. And that is by having an honest, genuine dialogue about this kind of screwed up journey I've had that I'm so thankful for.
Warren Beatty once quipped that the best time for a wedding was noon, because if the marriage didn't work, you hadn't screwed up the entire day.
If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.
We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times.
As ecstatic as I was at the birth of my daughter, I felt selfish bringing her, and later my son, into our screwed-up world.
Once you start thinking more about where you want to be than about making the best product, you're screwed.
I want to explain everything to him, show him that it’s really not as screwed up as it all sounds, but then I remember that it is.
I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.
I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs--which shows how screwed up this world really is!
For the devices we use... the funding models are completely screwed up. Angel funding isn't sufficient for hardware.
I remember playing John Wayne Gacy, serial killer, very sick, neurotic, screwed-up guy. You know what? There's a part of me there, too, and you explore that.
When I was growing up, there were a lot more arts in the public schools. Politically, America has screwed up on that.
Everything I had read in the fields of fiction and science led me to a single, dark conclusion. Humans are screwed, and so is our planet.
I don't write about anything I don't love even if that love sometimes gets all screwed up and tormented.
More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor.
I live about five hours away from a Whole Foods and Trader Joe's, so I have to make extra sure that I get everything I need, otherwise I'm totally screwed.
You have to find out who you are aside from what the media say you are. If you've become reliant on them for kind of a sense of self, then you're really screwed.
If I lead my life according to someone else, I've screwed my life up.
I know certain actors are totally screwed up on drugs, yet it gets covered up. Why wasn't I excused for 'exhaustion' or 'the flu'?
They screwed up 'Raise the Titanic!' so badly, I stay away from Hollywood. I won't cheat my readers with another piece of crap.
Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to.
What landed Jesus on the cross was the preposterous idea that common, ordinary, broken, screwed-up people could be godly.
I've got my head screwed on in the right direction, for the most part. It may be turned a little bit to the left, but we're getting there.
Posturing is counterproductive. Posturing only works if things are screwed up.
I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios. Thats how I became the esteemed cultural figure that I am today.
It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.
I have survived. I am here. Confused, screwed up, but here. So, how can I find my way? Is there a chain saw of the soul, an ax I can take to my memories or fears?
Some actors go, 'Bing!' and suddenly they're being paid huge sums. Me, I seem to get screwed every time.
There are so many traps, so many ways of getting screwed in this business.
You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.
Some Pulitzer winners - novelists - have confided to me that getting the prize screwed them up. It messed with their heads. That hasn't been my experience.
There is not much mental distance between a feeling of having been screwed and the ethic of total retaliation, or at least the kind of random revenge that comes with outraging the public decency.
It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning.
I'm old and crazy, but I still give a damn. And I still think the boys got screwed over in Vietnam.
No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you're screwed because it's all fixed and rigged. There is a club and you ain't in it.
Quite honestly, a baby covered in blood, still slightly blue, eyes screwed up, in the first few minutes after birth, is not an object of beauty.
Comedy is harder than drama, because with comedy you're expecting a result..you make them laugh. [If] they ain't laughing then you're screwed.
The crush of lobbyists on Washington and purchase of the media by corporations has created a big business-run government and a worthless press leaving Americans screwed and ill-informed.
I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually 'Nothing; you're screwed'.
I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell, I was, well, I was screwed.
The second you go back to eating right, you're going to put that weight on. You eat one piece of bread and you are screwed, lady!
The latest page I've been working is about the organization of the pantheon of the gods. Who's indebted to whom, how they are related, who screwed whose uncle or grandmother, all of that.
I pride myself on being down-to-earth. I’m from the Midwest. People who go into show business are screwed up. I romanticized about having a serene life.
I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.
Men should know that no job is more important than their family. I had that all screwed up for a long time. I regret it.
The establishment can accept being screwed, but not being laughed at
I think it's unfair, but they have the right as fallible, screwed-up humans to be unfair; that's the human condition.
I remember trying so hard to get into Bon Iver. I'd lie in bed listening with my eyes screwed up, like, 'This is just depressing me.'
I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios. That's how I became the esteemed cultural figure that I am today.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out who you are, you're screwed.
But it is clear to me that our survival—both yours and mine—will be dictated by how well you and I can work together.” “So we’re screwed?
If Bono left, we could carry on. If I left, we'd be screwed.
there is always something comforting about knowing that you are not alone. That other people feel the way you do. That you are a bit screwed up, but still normal.
You can do anything you want to do as long as you keep a good attitude and keep working at it. But the second you give up, you’re screwed.
