Top 145 Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings

Jerry Seinfeld made a puddle, I stepped in it, and wonderful things happened.

Oh, yeah, I've seen 'Seinfeld' 1,000 times.

Tape "Seinfeld" for me.

I love 'Seinfeld.' That was not alternative. You can't get more in mainstream than that.

I have no illusions about having another 'Seinfeld' in my life.

The pilot of 'Seinfeld' was made and dropped. 'Seinfeld' was not supposed to go to series.

I was young enough to certainly realize the excitement of how popular 'Seinfeld' was.

I love 'Seinfeld.'

Not Going Out' is a pretty neutral sitcom - to quote the 'Seinfeld' thing, it's not really about anything.

I'm on my own when I say this, but I'm one of the few people that think that 'Everybody Loves Raymond' is better than 'Seinfeld.'

Being asked to be in the last episode of 'Seinfeld' is not something you pass on. It was a great honor.

I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I'm just walking around my house, you know, talking like Jerry Seinfeld. 'What is that? What are you doing? Who is it? What's going' - you know, I just had that thing, when I grew up, I'd just start talking like people. You know, I always had that.

And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable.

I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock, but I do my share of it and it has been and remains part of my activity and I like it.

I've got the whole of 'Seinfeld' on DVD and I keep on watching the first four series and then stopping.

I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld.

There is no community service in 'Seinfeld.' But rather than lauding that, I think it shows the insane banality of it.

You could go to Estonia and there's probably an episode of 'Seinfeld' playing there. Television is a very powerful thing.

When I got my role on 'Seinfeld,' the show was already huge. I was so nervous on my first day. I remember meeting everyone and holding my script and just shaking.

I remember thinking as I was doing the jokes for the first time, "If I can hear that very clearly, I'm not hearing laughter." It just became deafening, this buzzing noise. I mean, it was brutal. It was really terrible. Then I remember thinking, "At least nobody important, or anyone who I really respect, saw that." And then literally right when I went off the stage, Jerry Seinfeld got up and went on. So I was like, "Oh great. Seinfeld saw me bomb." On the other hand, I thought, "At least no one will be thinking of me anymore. They'll just be focusing on him."

I don't have much time for TV shows, but if I did, I'd watch 'Seinfeld' reruns.

You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers!

When we developed the 'Seinfeld' show, we took a bet on Jerry Seinfeld, who was not a household name. But Jerry had a voice. He was appearing on 'Late Night', on 'The Tonight Show', had some commercials out there, his voice of observational comedy, looking at the world around him, that voice was really starting to come into its own.

I personally have dealt with any adversity in my life with humor. That's why I told America to 'Read my hips!' on 'Dancing With the Stars' or was happy to play along with Jason Alexander and Jerry Seinfeld in the great restaurant scene on 'Seinfeld.'

In terms of comedy, there was a Seinfeldian era of comedy that I love but got played out. Seinfeld was great, but then after him it was people acting like Seinfeld and making observations that we felt like we'd kind of heard before, and then you're seeing Seinfeldian comedy in commercials. Suddenly everything is observational funniness.

I watched 'The Sopranos,' I saw a couple of episodes of 'Mad Men.' I loved 'Seinfeld.' In fact, I got some CDs of 'Seinfeld.' 'Seinfeld' was hilarious. Oh, boy. The Nazi soup kitchen? 'No soup for you!'

I'm not really in touch with those 'Seinfeld' lads except Jason Alexander.

The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging.

I've seen every episode of 'Seinfeld.'

There was another guy suggested. He was a tall and dark-haired and Jewy, and I said, "No, he's too close to me." It ended up being Jerry Seinfeld.

The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging

I'm no Jerry Seinfeld. I wasn't raised with some backyard with a creek and trees and all that.

When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.

In the history of pilot reports, 'Seinfeld' has got to be one of the worst of all time.

The girls in high school who watched 90210? I was watching Seinfeld.

Everyone told me that British sitcom was dead. Then I looked at 'Seinfeld' and 'Frasier' and thought, 'No it's not, it just needs more gags.'

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited.

I go straight for Seinfeld, Modern Family, Friends, and Golden Girls. Those are my pillars of strength on TV.

In terms of 'Seinfeld', I think there's lot of reality in a show that's supposed to be about nothing.

[Comedian Jerry Seinfeld was nominated for a Grammy for his spoken-word children's album] Halloween... Don't Give Up on Me.

I think if you look back at all those great comedies on television in the past, it's all lovable losers that gathered together - 'Taxi' and 'Cheers,' 'Seinfeld' and 'Friends.'

We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.

I've been cast in a lot of comedies. I've done things like multi-cam sitcoms: you know, 'Seinfeld' type... not as good as 'Seinfeld,' but that kind of thing. I love that stuff.

Seinfeld has his way of telling jokes - and I'm not comparing myself to Seinfeld, his genius is observing the small details of everyday life and finding humor in it.

Seinfeld [show] had been so huge for me. It was one of those things where I discovered Seinfeld really early and was making sure everyone I knew was watching it. I would tape it on VHS and show it to people that hadn't seen the show yet.

I'm not a Larry David. I don't have a 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' and a 'Seinfeld' in me.

There is no community service in Seinfeld. But rather than lauding that, I think it shows the insane banality of it.

I took the 'Seinfeld' tour of New York once - and if I think about it too hard, my brain explodes.

I was raised in the '90s. I love 'Seinfeld.'

Actually, I think that 'Seinfeld' tackles the same kinds of issues as 'Six Feet Under,' just in a different way.

And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable

Even when I watch it, I laugh, because I think, 'That's me! I'm on 'Seinfeld.''

I watch sitcoms like Seinfeld, and here's a newsflash, but what a great show.

If you take "Cheers" and "Seinfeld" and watch the early shows, they're kind of awkward. It took a while for the writers and everything to gel.

I look at Seinfeld - he looks like he's having fun. He's just enjoying being Jerry Seinfeld, you know, on 'Seinfeld.'

Seinfeld' was never a show in the U.K.

If you take 'Cheers' and 'Seinfeld' and watch the early shows, they're kind of awkward. It took a while for the writers and everything to gel.

He'd never seen Seinfeld, so he didn't know who Puddy was or anything.

Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.'