Top 256 Shave Quotes & Sayings

I didn't even know how to shave at 15.

I don't wear ties to work. And I don't shave.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

It's a good idea to shave for TV games.

If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore.

Be careful you don't cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.' 'Girls don't shave', Arya said. 'Maybe they should. Have you ever seen the septa's legs?

Sometimes I dont shave for at least 2 days!

It is very hard to shave an egge. [It is very hard to shave an egg.]

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

On the road I don't shave until the evening before I go out on stage.

I'm a T-shirt-and-jeans-with-combat-boots guy. And if I don't have to shave, I don't.

I like having a beard. What's funny is when you shave a beard, you realize how freezing cold your face is! The primary purpose evolution-wise is to keep you warm, to grow hair on your face. You shave it off, and your face is freezing for a few days.

You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

I break out in a rash if I go to the gym; all I did was shave my chest.

I don't shave when I'm not working.

Of a thousand shavers, two do not shave so much alike as not to be distinguished.

I'm best when I'm feral, when I don't wash or shave or change my trousers for a couple of weeks.

My brother and my dad always used to shave their hair, and I remember thinking, 'Why can't I do the same?'

What fun that is, doing voices. I would do them every day if they wanted me to. It's so much fun to go to work and not shave and wear your tennis shoes and your gym clothes. As opposed to having to shave, shower, go to the gym, look good, get ready, go to makeup and hair, and all that stuff. I love doing voices. It's just so relaxing.

People think I shave my eyebrow... It's a scar.

I could never work out how to shave my top lip without cutting myself.

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.

I have sensitive skin, so if I shave every day, I go blotchy. I tend to shave and leave it a couple of days. Then a couple of days becomes a week, I look up and I've grown a beard.

If you want to run for Prime Minister, you can. If you don't, that's wonderful, too. Shave your armpits, don't shave them, wear flats one day, heels the next. These things are so irrelevant and surface to what it is all really about, and I wish people wouldn't get caught up in that. We want to empower women to do exactly what they want, to be true to themselves, to have the opportunities to develop.

As we shave it happens that we cut ourself with the razor blade; this does not mean that we must not shave in the morning any longer. It is the same thing for yoga.

It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do.

A man of Seville is shaved by the Barber of Seville if and only if the man does not shave himself. Does the barber shave himself?

Lissa lowered her voice and added, "I might not even go to school anyway. I might defer and join the Peace Corps and go to Africa and shave my head and dig latrines." "Shave your head?" I said, because, really, this was the most ludicrous part of the whole thing. "You? Do you have any idea how ugly most people's bare heads are? They've got all kinds of bumps, Lissa. And you won't know until it's too late and you're flat-out bald.

I shave my body in all kinds of ways, wear tons of eyeliner and dye my hair pink.

You can't grow a beard if you shave

Me, I'm a lazy bum, so I don't shave.

I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap.

I shave my head & shape my beard myself

A good lather is half the shave.

Why do those people guess so much and shave so little, and are so disdainful of hearing aids?

...a choice had to be made when your husband said something unkind. Specifically: be cruel, be strong, or sulk. 'Be cruel' by saying an unkind thing back. 'Be strong' by choosing not to mind. But to do this, you have to use up a piece of your love. You have to shave off enough of the love to forgive. After a while, the piece might grow back, but sometimes not. And if you shave off all the soft curves, you'll be left with a sharp-edged love. 'Sulk' by sulking. Sulking is simply delaying the choice to be cruel or strong.

It takes practice to shave the skin off the light.

Models used to shave their eyebrows so they could pencil them in very thin.

It's not a date. I bought my own drink and I didn't shave my legs.

There is a big old joke around the 'Loose Women' team that I never shave my legs.

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

If my hair gets any frizzier, I'll shave it to the scalp. Or light it on fire. Whichever is easier.

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

Wear that cologne, shave your face, shave your head, cut your nails, you know...take care of yourself.

It's an honor to be a part of Magic Shave as their new ambassador. One of the problems that some African-American men have with shaving is razor bumps. Magic Shave is perfect because once you eliminate the razor, you eliminate the bumps, and it's so easy to use.

You can shave my head if you need to; it doesn't bother me.

I shave every day with an ancient manual razor. It was my father's, and I love it.

I'd really like to shave my hair off and get a bit more hard-edged.

If you feel comfortable by shaving your body, then shave your body. I feel comfortable keeping my body ready by shaving. I don't think it's unmanly to shave; I think that if you can get past that, you're fine.

I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits

Getting older means you don't have to shave your legs anymore.

I shave without using shaving cream.

People shave their heads all the time.

The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.

I'm very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night, I have to shave again.

One of things about beards is that, when men reach a certain age, they'd like to see if they can grow one. It's a phenomenon I understand very well. After you get over the itchy face, you go, "Oh, I don't have to shave, that's cool." And then you move into the philosophical thing- people say, "You look weird, you have a beard." And you say, "No, actually, it's weird to shave." Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.

I try to shave at night so my skin has a chance to settle by the early morning call-time.

I secretly want to shave my head.

I had to delegate authority to the people on my staff. That means you shave away the hierarchy.