Top 352 Sheets Quotes & Sayings

What happened between the sheets on the night of the royal wedding I cannot tell you. I was not there.

The only sheets I'll ever long for are my own.

Matt's brother and the blond cook spent a good portion of last season tangling the sheets. Historically, said cook tangled many other sheets with dexterity and aplomb." "Aplomb" "It's a polite way to say she banged often, well and without too much discrimination." "That also sounded polite." "I was raised well.

They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.

The sheets grow heavy as a lecher's kiss.

I like that you can easily flip the sheets over and have a different feel or vibe in your room. You don't have to go get a whole brand-new set of sheets.

We are led by lawyers who do not understand either technology or balance sheets.

I'm pretty selective. I generally edit the contact sheets and then do work prints. Because I have my own lab and printers, I can afford the luxury of going through the contact sheets for black-and-white, making up work prints, seeing them big, and honing them down.

I put things down on sheets of paper and stuff them in my pockets. When I have enough, I have a book.

The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.

White on rice. Green on grass. Sheets on a bed. Him on her.

Thread count is actually a lie. Just because a thread count is 1,500 on a set of sheets doesn't mean that they're well-made sheets. Truly, the quality of the cotton and the quality of the way something is woven is much more important than thread count.

I'm just a Westside lover, I leave females in my sheets and all my feelings in a rubber.

Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you).

A good reputation for yourself and your company is an invaluable asset not reflected in the balance sheets.

I have Playboy pillows, sheets, towels, barware.

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you.

I've just always liked hotels. I like the bed and the sheets and everything that comes along with it.

The cool kindliness of sheets, that soon smooth away trouble; and the rough male kiss of blankets.

There are men who can write poetry, and there are men who can read balance sheets. The men who can read balance sheets cannot write.

The ice sheets seem to be shrinking 100 years ahead of schedule.

[A]s previous studies have concluded, the Antarctic and Greenland ice sheets are probably thickening rather than melting.

There's no way I would have got to see so much of the world, with my humble background, without modelling. We were penniless and hungry for most of my youth. I washed the sheets in the bathtub in my bedroom and hung them out of the window on the clothes line, which in winter was difficult as the sheets would freeze and get stuck to the line.

I like to be on my own when I look at my contact sheets, because I'm often disappointed... But as years go by we become proud of our old contact sheets. They are a tool that allows us to fight against time.

I read in the proof sheets of Hardy on Ramanujan: "As someone said, each of the positive integers was one of his personal friends." My reaction was, "I wonder who said that; I wish I had." In the next proof-sheets I read (what now stands), "It was Littlewood who said..."

The Ku Klux Klan never dies. They just stop wearing sheets because sheets cost too much.

It sounds extraordinary but it's a fact that balance sheets can make fascinating reading.

I love crispy, cool sheets.

I have always preferred satin sheets.

It's difficult when you play the best teams in the world. You have to be strong as a team and defend and get clean sheets.

I sleep in the nude but I pull the sheets up.

His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.

Nobody is going to invest in the Italian banks unless they trust their balance sheets.

Of course we'd rather not see Picasso teacups and sheets.

I don't function well in chaos, whether it be my sheets or the dishwasher.

The ground has on its clothes. The trees poke out of sheets and each branch wears the sock of God.

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!

Nobody knows everything that's hidden in the balance sheets of banks. In fact, they are completely impenetrable.

It sounds extraordinary, but it's a fact that balance sheets can make fascinating reading.

Lying on stained, wretched sheets with a bleeding virgin We could plan a murder Or start a religion.

She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).

Clean sheets is a misleading statistic. It gives you the platform to win a game but you can lead 5-0 and concede a goal.

I'm a horrible control freak. It's awful! I'm nice, but if someone is folding some sheets while I am playing the guitar, I keep one eye on the way that they are folding the sheets.

I have had this view of the optimization of the electrode design for a long time. Historically we went through various phases in the work and eventually worked on large sheets - very large sheets - of palladium.

For months before he passed, my dad would have terrible night sweats, and soak through his sheets, often several times a night. Each time, mom would gently roll him over, replace the sheets, and roll him back - then spend the whole next day washing several sets of sheets, only to repeat the routine each night.

As a defender, we take pride in getting clean sheets.

Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets.

The people went out and voted the banana man, and the Tabulation Center counted the tally sheets.

Love isn't over when the sheets are stained.

I like fresh, crisp, cool, plain white cotton sheets from Calvin Klein.

Seaweed sheets are my go-to for my salty chip cravings, especially wasabi flavored ones.

We never had any silk sheets in our family...

I don't know why we aren't scoring as we're keeping clean sheets.

The only time I ever iron the sheets or make meringues is when there is an ... urgent deadline in the offing.

Life is too short to waste time changing the sheets every week. Especially when you have small children who tend to wait until you change the sheets to then wet the sheets.

I am opposed to writing about the private lives of living authors and psychoanalyzing them while they are alive. Criticism is getting all mixed up with a combination of the Junior FBI-men, discards from Freud and Jung and a sort of Columnist peep-hole and missing laundry list school. ... Every young English professor sees gold in them dirty sheets now. Imagine what they can do with the soiled sheets of four legal beds by the same writer and you can see why their tongues are slavering.

Just lying in my big bed with Frette sheets. Oh my god, there's nothing better.

As a defender I try to keep clean sheets.

I wish I knew where to get a good one myself; for I find cold Sheets extreamly disagreeable.