Top 283 Shortest Quotes & Sayings

The shortest way to do many things is to do only one thing at once.

God is the shortest distance from zero to infinity.

But the shortest works are always the best.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

Nature operates in the shortest way possible.

But that's the beauty of life: time is yours to keep and to change. Just a few minutes can be sufficient to carve a new road, a new track. Just a few minutes, and the void is kept at bay. You will live forever with that new road inside of you, stretching away to a place suggested, barely, on the horizon. For the shortest time, shorter than the shortest second's breath, you get to stand up to infinity. But eventually, and always, infinity wins.

I think we're the shortest relay team in history but we're fast.

Great geniuses have the shortest biographies.

A straight line is not the shortest distance between two points.

The shortest route to deeper and richer worship is a clearer theology.

The shortest road to ruin is to emulate the methods of your adversary.

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.

The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.

I shoot my highest percentage from the right corner, and it's also the shortest shot.

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

Shortest straw pulls the skunk's tail.

So often the shortest distance to happiness is the length of an about-face.

Disagreement may be the shortest cut between two minds.

Perhaps the shortest and most powerful prayer in human language is help.

The shortest answer is doing the thing.

Sometimes it's the shortest moments that create the longest impact.'

As regards obstacles, the shortest distance between two points can be a curve.

Spring is the shortest season.

The shortest pleasures are the sweetest.

The shortest follies are the best.

The art of Navigation demonstrates how, by the shortest good way, by the aptest direction, and in the shortest time, a sufficient ship, between any two places (in passage navigable) assigned, may be conducted; and in all storms and natural disturbances chancing, how to use the best possible means, whereby to recover the place first assigned. Mathematical Preface

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

August. The lines are the shortest, though.

The shortest distance to leadership is service.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

What is it about Iowa? I'm the shortest guy in the state.

Exhaustion is the shortest way to equality and fraternity.

No' is the second shortest word in the English language, but one of the hardest to say.

I am the shortest and least funny person in my family.

Humour is the shortest road from one person to another.

The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon's gin.

'No' is the second shortest word in the English language, but one of the hardest to say.

The shortest distance between two points is often unbearable.

The shortest thing I ever had to do was at Disney. A show called 'Bonkers.'

Sometimes, the shortest path between two points is serpentine.

Find the shortest, simplest way between the earth, the hands, and the mouth.

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.

Giving up your ego is the shortest way to unification with nature.

The best sentence? The shortest.

Geniuses have the shortest biographies.

The shortest answer is doing.

The shortest way to get anywhere is to have good company.

Nature is no spendthrift, but takes the shortest way to her ends.

For much of the Internet, the shortest path between two points doesn't exist.

Willpower is the shortest shortcut to success.

Philosophy's work is finding the shortest path between two points.

Express your most powerful thought in the shortest sentence.

Holy Communion is the shortest and safest way to heaven.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

If I'm going dancing, then I wear the highest heels with the shortest dress.

Holy Communion is the shortest and safest way to Heaven. There are others: innocence, but that is for little children; penance, but we are afraid of it; generous endurance of trials of life, but when they come we weep and ask to be. The surest, easiest, shortest way is the Eucharist.

The shortest definition of religion: interruption.

Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.

The shortest route to courage is absolute ignorance.

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.