Top 366 Shorts Quotes & Sayings

Success sometimes can really bite you in the shorts.

I think what really matters is the support you get in football regardless of the uniform you wear. Some girls feel good playing in long shorts, while some of them feel good playing in tighter shorts. I'm not against it. It's obvious that women have to explore that female side of things, and I don't think that's a mistake.

Football is not played in shorts and it's not fair to the big guys. So many guys look bad in shorts and then they put the pads on and they're football players.

The perfect shorts are always important.

Growing up, I've been shamed a lot. Being a curvy girl, being young and seeing the skinny girls wear short shorts because it's cause it's hot outside, but I want to put on shorts and it's provocative, or I want to put on a tank top and it's provocative.

You can propose marriage naked or in handcuffs, but no one is going to agree to forsake all others for a man in shorts. You can't declare war in shorts or deliver a eulogy in shorts.

I might play in shorts, but I wear the pants.

Everyone freaks out because my character is the only one who has shorts on the Galactica. Well, that is because I went and grabbed a pair of pants and scissors and cut them off and gave her shorts.

You know, I wake up every day with a T-shirt and shorts on.

On screen, if I have to wear shorts or bikini for a scene, I should have the body for that.

I can't believe people would ever wear shorts.

I will never run out of cycling shorts, ballet slippers, denim shorts, socks and pyjamas.

I tend to think shorts are too casual That's just not businesslike.

I love summer, but my legs are so pale I can never wear shorts or a bikini.

I like playing a guy who wears pants as opposed to shorts.

I trained at Celtic when I was a kid. I used to train at Rangers as well. I wore my Celtic shorts underneath my Rangers shorts when I trained there!

I just wanted to see how the shorts felt again.

People look great in leggings and shorts and athletic clothes.

Fabregas literally carries 10 yards of space around in his shorts.

We can't make movies without scripts, and there's no cost to writing a script, so my advice to newcomers is do it yourself: Write your own script, shoot your shorts, edit your shorts.

What kind of shorts I wear has nothing to do with music.

I don't have any elaborate uniforms; I come to the ring in a T-shirt, a pair of sneakers and some shorts.

Oh God, I am so pro-shorts. I love shorts.

A man should never wear shorts in the city. Flip-flops and shorts in the city are never appropriate. Shorts should only be worn on the tennis court or on the beach.

I think it's pretty silly that people wear boxers. You're wearing shorts under your pants. They're shorts.

I personally am not a shorts-wearing guy. That goes for any form of shorts, beside sports shorts, that I have to wear.

I just really love wearing shorts!

If you go to a film festival and watch a bunch of features and then watch a bunch of shorts, you will almost always find that the shorts are where people are taking more risks and pushing more boundaries...simply because they have much less to lose.

It completely sickens me what our culture is doing to women. Last week I wore a big top and little shorts and a bunch of stuff came out saying I was without pants. 'The No-Pants Look,' it said. And I didn't go out without pants, I had shorts on... If Olivia Wilde had gone to a party with a big silky top and little shorts she might have been told her outfit was cute... What it was really: 'Why did you show us your thighs?'

Sometimes I just want to sit in my boxer shorts and cry. That's what being a human is.

I did 'Echo Beach,' a surfing drama that meant I was often topless. Next came 'Demons,' and the opening sequence had me in my boxer shorts; and then there was a scene in 'Trinity' with me walking around in boxer shorts. It was only one scene in each series.

Nakedness means freedom, and although dancing on a sun-kissed hillside with shorts on seems pretty similar to dancing with shorts off, there is all the difference in the world. It is as if your clothes take on the weight of your worries and concerns - they come to embody your defences against the world, and if you can feel confident enough and safe enough, then taking them off evokes a powerful sense of liberation, of joy and freedom; and more than that - of innocence and of openness to the world.

You made your own jean shorts...with a butter knife?

Short shorts are not for everybody.

Eat my shorts!

My go-to fashion uniform would be shorts and some really cool sneakers.

Everyone has to do 20 push-ups for the mellophones shorts.

I love thigh highs, heels, shorts, or a skirt.

I never want to be seen in my boxer shorts ever again.

As soon as I could talk, I chose shorts to wear.

A lot of women in the summer nowadays are just a bunch of stuffed shorts.

With so many brothers, I could always find a pair of shorts to borrow and run around in.

If you feel like an idiot wearing neon yellow shorts, you shouldn't wear them.

Shorts are practically a uniform in every woman's closet. Tailored shorts are okay for running around, and if you're 18, you can get away with cut-offs. But it's very easy to make a mistake with shorts.

One of the biggest changes in my lifetime, is the phenomenon of men wearing shorts. Men never wore shorts when I was young. This is one of the worst changes, by far. It's disgusting. To have to sit next to grown men on the subway in the summer, and they're wearing shorts? They look ridiculous, like children, and I can't take them seriously. My fashion advice, particularly to men wearing shorts: Ask yourself, 'Could I make a living modeling these shorts?' If the answer is no, then change your clothes. Put on a pair of pants.

It is impossible to be taken seriously in shorts. No one has ever cared about anything said by a man in shorts.

There was a time when caddies couldn't wear shorts.

Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?

I prefer little hotpant-like shorts, but I wear thongs too.

I don't like dressing up. If it were up to me, I'd step out in my shorts and ganji and chappals. The maximum I'd wear are my white shirt and my blue shorts and my shades and I'd step out.

People wear shorts to the Broadway theater. There should be a law against that.

I don't understand longer shorts. I don't think they look good on anyone.

I love skating in shorts, it's really comfortable.

What's the point of shorts if they're not short?

My body's urge is to be in a pair of shorts, working and going down to the beach.

Who is the best the sportswriter who wore shorts? I keep trying to envision Grantland Rice or John Lardner in shorts. It never occurred to me to wear shorts. I'd look too silly to wear shorts.

Seersucker and khaki suits are the key to looking put-together in the summer. I also wear shorts year-round. And I would never say never, but I don't wear sandals. With shorts, it's wing tips and tennis socks.

Veggard Heggem, my word, he must have a Yamaha down his shorts.

Shorts are silly. Men in shorts are silly men. And silly is the very worst thing a man can be.

I'd do a podcast about guys wearing shorts when it's too cold.